I would invite you to join me in love an appriciation of two of our most valued members.
ShowMeLove, JMY, you are the friends of my heart, the soulmates i'll never have sex with. you make me want to get up and log on in the mornings, and most importantly, you make me laugh.
SML, i remember fondly talking to you about Mass Effect, and how to get your character to kiss a girl. all the long nights we stayed up, talking about this and that, sharing our goals, and our dreams.
JMY...mother of my children. we were drawn together across a vast ocean by a dream...and the consequences of unprotected sex. our rubber ducky children fill be with pride and joy every day, as do you. your wonderful humor, your cute femmeness...how could a butch like me resist your charm?
Oasians, these are true friends, who will chat for hours, and play silly games. these are wonderful friends, who i would travel the world, swim vast oceans, to see.
i love you both!