hmmmm.....

ferrets's picture

u all seem loyal to the ferret pope, from as far as i can tell from my last journal comments! i thank u for being a loyal group! when the crusade is launched on the human vermin er race, u will all be spared because u ar enlitened, and for a small fee of $9.95.for only five extra dollars, u can also save one person of ur choice, besides ur self! also the ferret pope has just found out, shaving jurts like a bitch!

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ferrets's picture

if.......

ur wondering y im shaving, its cause my boyfriend very nicley asked me to. he better like it cause the my damned upper lip hurts like a bucket of monkeys!

ferrets are love, no way around it!

Adam A's picture

meow

...is that the first time you shaved ferrets my dear!? you wanna be careful wih guys that ask you to do stuff....lets say this is a small thing but once he starts telling you how to speak and act and walk and what not to wear and where never to touch him...things get kinda er...nasty.
now now....why would i want to save a human, even if i could afford it!?

ferrets's picture

just talked to my bf......

and it turns out he was just jokin and he could care less! well i did probley need it of my own accord, mainly cause it was bugging my self esteem
but i slipped it into the convo we were having that i shaved. and he was like' oh my little ferret!(his nickname for me)that was very sweet. but i was just joking when i asked'
and then we picked the convo we were having back up! oh well, i like myself clean shaven better.

ferrets are love, no way around it!

jeff's picture

Wait...

Where did you shave for him?

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"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis

RegretShouldntExist's picture

Upper lip Jeff not what u

Upper lip Jeff not what u think....
Aww do i get spared??? And hmf! I feel deserted by u ferrets :(

ferrets's picture

yes.....

for 9.95!

ferrets are love, no way around it!

RegretShouldntExist's picture

Aww i dont get a discount??

Aww i dont get a discount?? *pouts and looks down* pweease matty