love lost, and love gained

ferrets's picture

so for those who dont know, i broke up with my first bf. so after i fell and got hurt, i got to know my room mate jared pretty well. hes great and sweet. and bi. so he asked me out and of course i accepted. so yeah, just keeping u guys in the loop. oh and since one of my ferretspassed away, we got another! her name is gretel. she is a white ferret, but not albino, cause, her paws, nose, tip of tail, and face mask are black. it is very nice contrasrt. so i need to go now. im going to spend the nite at jareds* sighs happily thinking about him* goddnight you guys, be good, or else u will wake up with a flamethrower down ur ass( yes adam the weapon, im not meaning cock, cause i know thats wat ur mind is drifting to) for that is the rath of the ferrret pope!!!!!
<3 <3


l.enigma_ambulante's picture



'nuff said.

And the flamethrower sounds quite kinky.. haha!

lastresort's picture

flamethrower down the ass?

flamethrower down the ass? dont anger the ferret pope! how many do u have? ferrets i mean. how can u stand to look at them all day? just cause hes going to a guys house dosnt atomaticley mean there going to have sex. but if u are going to his house for that reason, use protection and about five tons of lube. especialley if its ur first time, i made a big mistake. i didnt useany lube my first time, but i did make him use a condom. it hurt my ass like hell, not using any lube!

l.enigma_ambulante's picture

I was being sarcastic for

I was being sarcastic for both, dear.

Peregrine's picture

you obviously don't know how

you obviously don't know how tainted this "pope" is...

but yeah lube and protection are good.

"One joy shatters a thousand greifs" - - - Chineese Proverb

lastresort's picture


sarcasm isnt my strong point.

jeff's picture

oh dear...

Ignore most of what you see me write on here, then.

"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis

ShowMeLove's picture

Have fun on your date :) The

Have fun on your date :)

The ferret in your profile pic is freaking adorable!! It almost makes me want to get one of my own. But I don't think my dogs would like that too much :P

Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things. Some shall be pardoned, some punished. Never was a story of more regret than this of Juliet and her fair Juliet.

patnelsonchilds's picture

Have I missed out on some

Have I missed out on some quirk of evolution? Don't things still go "up" the ass? Please let me know, as this is knowledge I will hopefully have some need of again soon. :D

Lastresort, sarcasm has become something of an extreme sport here on Oasis, but participation is not mandatory. Just do as Jeffrey suggests and ignore most of what he says, and you'll be fine. :)


- Pat Nelson Childs
"bringing strong gay & lesbian characters to Sci-Fi & Fantasy"

Adam A's picture


flamethrower....cock...same difference...and both give BRING IT!
aaah im so proud of my little ferrets *sheds tear*...all grown up and ....fucking people.
hit me up for advice...or a demonstration....or lessons...first five hundred are free

RegretShouldntExist's picture

U would like showing ferrets

U would like showing ferrets this kinda stuff wouldnt u adam? I bet u would use him as....a demonstration.....Yes he iiiiiiiiiis growing up. Hehe i remember a few days ago he was all sad about something random now hes fucking boys... quiet a change ya think?
-Life....So complicated ya know?

ferrets's picture

i really....

didnt fuck him guys, i say i got asked out, and it imedaitley leads to me fucking him? wats with that? and the ferret pope isnt corrupted, just er compared to the people pope. all we did was make out and spooning, and stuff. surley the pope is entitled to a little spooning right?

ferrets are love, no way around it!

Peregrine's picture

don't forget your rubbers

don't forget your rubbers honey! and no no creature comforts for you!!!!!!!

"One joy shatters a thousand greifs" - - - Chineese Proverb