Ow

bulldyke's picture

fuck. little things should NOT hurt this much.

stupid horse stepped on my fucking foot. OW.

and not one of the little ponies, oh no!!! he's 16 fucking hands, and RIPPED (can a horse be ripped?). anyway, he's HUGE.

and HE wanted grass, and MY foot got in the way, and now i have a very badly bruised toe that hurts like a motherfucker.

yes, i cuss a lot when i'm in pain. deal.

my whole fucking foot hurts, and the ice is barely touching it.

driving home was HELL.

cause yes, of COURSE it's my right foot.

ow.

ow.

OW!!! damnit, i'm whining, so it had better start feeling better!

*whimper*

BD

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jeff's picture

Hmm...

One thing I'm not sure about, Empress, is how a horse constitutes a "little thing."

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bulldyke's picture

when she's only 2 years old,

when she's only 2 years old, and i can see over her back....she's a little thing.

AND when it only takes 40 minutes to groom her, despite it being springtime....she's a little thing.

Bulldyke
"I'm kissing you through the bars of this rhyme/When Julie, I'd do the stars with you anytime/Ah, Juliet" ~Indigo Girls, Romeo and Juliet

patnelsonchilds's picture

I suppose it's a matter of

I suppose it's a matter of perception. I just automatically envision any sort of equine creature as enormous, and I don't think I'm alone in thinking that. I mean, guys don't often brag about being hung like a deer. Hmmm, I may be straying from the point.

In any case, sorry about your foot. I'd offer to kiss it and make it better, but I don't think either of us really wants that. :P

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bulldyke's picture

maybe? just a little?

maybe? just a little? :P

and really, i think deer must be hung pretty well....you'd ahve to have a helluva lot of the deer-equivilent of testosterone to carry around a rack like that.....or, um, yeah. something like that. :P

i will take the kiss in the spirit in which it was given, and say that no, i don't really think either of us wants that. :D but thank you for the thought.

haha, that totally made me laugh!!!

Bulldyke
"I'm kissing you through the bars of this rhyme/When Julie, I'd do the stars with you anytime/Ah, Juliet" ~Indigo Girls, Romeo and Juliet

Riku's picture

I don't think your toe

I don't think your toe agrees with that.

bulldyke's picture

lol, no, it was the 16 hand

lol, no, it was the 16 hand horse who stepped on my toe. he is NOT a little thing. :P

Bulldyke
to see a world in a grain of sand
and a heaven in a wild flower
hold infinity in the palm of your hand
and eternity in an hour

~William Blake

ferrets's picture

i.............

told u horse were out to get us