April fucking Twelfth

centerfielder08's picture

So my parents found a suicide note I wrote. Fucked up shit, I know. And I lied about it. Shit shit shit.

Anyway...they found out ('cuz someone suggested I tell them) about April Twelfth. Yes, I know it's tomorrow. That was originally the suicide date I picked. I told them not to leave me alone. And I have like ER rooms and suicide hotline numbers in my cell (programmed), and 911 on speed dial.

Looking for distractions now. Please PM me.

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jeff's picture

Umm...

You picked a random day, and now you're afraid of being alone on it? Why? It's just Sunday. Writing down a date gives it no power. It's not out to get you. If life were this easy, I'd've written down that I was going to get laid on April 11.

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"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis

Peregrine's picture

omg if that was how life

omg if that was how life worked i would have moved to ny a long time ago!!!!

Kandi Boy Raver says: "Me and Tyler are so cool we walk into somplace and it freezes over. We are so hot that it is instantly melted. We are so ninja that no one even notices it happened!"

jeff's picture

Then again...

I might be going to a party tonight... how far in advance do you have to write this stuff down????

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"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis

Peregrine's picture

seriously give me the how to

seriously give me the how to manual!!!!!!

Kandi Boy Raver says: "Me and Tyler are so cool we walk into somplace and it freezes over. We are so hot that it is instantly melted. We are so ninja that no one even notices it happened!"

centerfielder08's picture

you really wanna know how i

you really wanna know how i picked it/? i picked other ones...3 passed....march 26, 27, 30 and may 2.

jeff's picture

So...

Using history as a teacher, these dates mean nothing. The majority of these dates have passed, and you're alive, so... I can't come to any other conclusion.

But I guess we can revisit this discussion on May 1.

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"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis

Peregrine's picture

well if you do manage to pul

well if you do manage to pul that off, then i will just reanimate you so I can kill you for killing yourself and reanimate you again so your parents can have aturn!!!!!!

Kandi Boy Raver says: "Me and Tyler are so cool we walk into somplace and it freezes over. We are so hot that it is instantly melted. We are so ninja that no one even notices it happened!"

jeff's picture

OK...

I didn't get laid on Saturday, and Eli isn't dead, so this is officially bullshit.

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"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis