I had a dream....

ShowMeLove's picture

Where my Grandmother told me and I quote: "Your mother told me that if you were a lesbian that she would be okay with it" BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! It was hilarious. I can't even comprehend what my real-life reaction would be if my little itty bitty 80 year old grandmother used the word "Lesbian".

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Strawberry-chan's picture

Oh, I love those crazy

Oh, I love those crazy random dreams...
Like the time I went to the Greek mythological underworld and sat around in a pagoda eating strawberry ice cream.

ShowMeLove's picture

Haha

That sounds like an awesome dream!!! WeIrD, but awesome.

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Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things. Some shall be pardoned, some punished. Never was a story of more regret than this of Juliet and her fair Juliet.

msquared's picture

Haha, amazing. I don't think

Haha, amazing. I don't think my grandmother knew what a lesbian was. She'd probably assume it to be some sort of dinosaur or astrological term.

"But don't be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it."
-Stephen Colbert

ShowMeLove's picture

Haha

I don't know if my grandmother knows what a lesbian is. She probably does but I can't imagine her actually using that word when talking to me. Ha.

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Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things. Some shall be pardoned, some punished. Never was a story of more regret than this of Juliet and her fair Juliet.

thoughtgoddess's picture

...ohgod. About a year ago,

...ohgod. About a year ago, a straight female friend of mine was just leaving my house as my eighty-year-old grandmother was coming in. As soon as my friend leaves, my grandmother turns to me and asks..."So was that your little lesbian friend?" :D

Strawberry-chan's picture

What is it with grandmothers

What is it with grandmothers and the word 'lesbian'???

ShowMeLove's picture

Ha

I have no clue.

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Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things. Some shall be pardoned, some punished. Never was a story of more regret than this of Juliet and her fair Juliet.