meow? yes please

Adam A's picture

Got me a plan!!!
So, I know that deep inside there's a fifties housewife just dying to burst out. Im talking about, like, I stay at home (where i obviously have my studio and my paintings are worth millions)...i clean (it relaxes me), listen to music (obscnely loudly), drink a glass of red wine with every meal possibly including breakfast (coz wine is tastey)...I wear a fucking napkin on my head....and an apron, and gloves while i clean the kitchen with nasty chemicals...I perpetually have cookies in the oven, when my husbant comes home from work I greet him with a kiss, possibly more, take his suitcase and dump it somewhere, i have dinner ready and without fail we have sex every fucking night and twice on sundays...tada! no but seriously, by the time i'm thirty, i wanna be married, have a good job, possibly a child or two, and a home, even if i have to play mommy (to use the american spelling), i do like cleaning and cooking anyway and can technically work from home.

until then, i'll have to continue being a whore...

IF IT WORKED FOR JULIA FUCKING ROBERTS, IT'LL WORK FOR ME DAMNIT!!!!

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kaj's picture

If only Julia Roberts' life

If only Julia Roberts' life plan could work for all of us

Sigh......

RaspberriesAreFun's picture

this made me think of

this made me think of revolutionary road for some odd reason