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Adam A's picture

bad! everyone knows i'm a bit...er...shall we say..horny. What you don't know is that every once in a while i get this wave of psycho horniness...like a crazy fucker raging nymphomaniac cat...and eh...well im getting one of those. This usually means a giant cock fest of collosal proportions....but EEEEK i'm trying to fight it! gotta be a good boy for the new boy...boys..and eh....for me too. GRRRR so hard....double meanings very much intended....SHUT UP LADY GAGA U'R NOT HELPING!
fuck fuck fuck.. i need help...people...please...turn me off! MEDITATING ON VAGINA....old...crusty...fish....smelly....festering....vagina.....
fuck fuck fuck fuck

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Gwen's picture

Would it help to read the

Would it help to read the lesbian sex topic? Just a suggestion.

RaspberriesAreFun's picture

just don't eat things that

just don't eat things that are aphrodisiacs

I radiate music from my core.

jeff's picture

Umm...

Can't you just sleep with one or more of the new boy(s)? then you get your bad and good all in one package.

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"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis

5thstory's picture

Smoke? Jog? Cold showers? A

Smoke? Jog? Cold showers? A nude pic of some very old woman?

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens