She Makes Dirty Words Sound Pretty

Salvatore's picture

time for the infinite question..

how do you get a girl's attention?

I've been in love with the same girl for two yrs, and she hardly knows I exist. yeah, I know how cliche that sounds, but it's true. the most we've talked is one conversation.. in which I made a complete fucktard of myself and made a dumbass remark about her bassist who'd died a month prior. *facepalms*

so what am I supposed to do to get her attention without making a fool of myself? every time she walks past, I swoon and lose balance. no exaggeration. what can I do to get past that and sweep her off her feet?

Julia

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Adam A's picture

meow

dead bassitst have a way of ruining good conversations huh?

i think you should...hmm...talk to her...that seems to be a rather successful way of making someone know of u'r existence. talk to her about cole porter....or socks...either will do just fine. two years is too long to hold a crush like that by the way sweety, there's a decent chance that in the time you've spent being in love with this girl, several others tried and failed to get your attention...which is a shame no?
best to see it through now, approach her and try, if it's a yes congratulations, if it's a no...there is plenty of fish in the sea.

Salvatore's picture

thanks, that's some pretty

thanks, that's some pretty good advice. I'll talk to her about socks, cuz everyone loves socks. she has this really cool blue and black stripey pair that she wears on stage (:

two years.. it's hardly felt that long. i dunno. as far as i know, noone's really tried to get my attention. well, guys have, but i'm not that way inclined.

thanks though, i guess i'll talk to her when school break's over. I'll update on what happens.
xx

oh baby girl, i'm not your type..

Peregrine's picture

i say talk to her and ask if

i say talk to her and ask if she has a bf. that is how i break the ice wth guys i like" hey, do you have a gf?" it useualy fails but im in homophobe city!!!!!

"You can’t breathe until you choke.
You gotta laugh when you’re the joke.
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Adam A's picture

meow

wait...are you messing with a straighty? *SLAPS HAND* BAD GIRL! DOWN!

Salvatore's picture

god no, she's gay! she used

god no, she's gay! she used to go out with my old bassist

oh baby girl, i'm not your type..

Adam A's picture

meow

ok great! so shoot! go with the socks talk! especially since you said she's got nice ones...would help if you had too...so you can brag about yours....i suggest those ones that have individual spaces for each of the toes. good luck julia!!! xoxox

RaspberriesAreFun's picture

Don't you mean *slaps

Don't you mean *slaps ass*?

I radiate music from my core.

Adam A's picture

meow

nope..i happen to be a fantastic ass slapper and i wouldn't want to arouse her :P

RaspberriesAreFun's picture

Whoopsydaisy. My bad. It's a

Whoopsydaisy. My bad. It's a girl. Good point.

I radiate music from my core.

Salvatore's picture

Worry not

Don't worry, I get that a lot. Mostly from people who actually know me, but that's irrelevant.

oh baby girl, i'm not your type..

RaspberriesAreFun's picture

Well, I just met you on here

Well, I just met you on here and I was thinking of Adam slapping someone so yeah. That's where the thoughts lead. Apparently Adam's a sex god and can turn lesbians with an ass slap. Who knew?

I radiate music from my core.

jeff's picture

Eh...

Usually in these cases, things go nowhere, because you don't know if she's into girls, and she doesn't know you're into girls. So, you're hoping that you can telepathically come out, she nods, and then you start dating. In reality, you control one of these factors: her knowing you're into girls. It won't necessarily make her be into you, but knowing it's an option might be all she's waiting for.

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