Slap me now cause I'm retarded.
Seriously, I need to be tied down like a naughty boy and spanked.
"I don't drink booze cause my heart's explosive.
I gave up food cause the shit's expensive.
I know you want to be me, but baby it ain't easy!"
- Semi Precious Weapons
Yeah, I have days like that, too. XD.
I was thinking the same exact thing