For the love of God.
Okay, I went to my friend's place tonight to have some fruity beverages and watch some vampire movies. I thought, "Oh, hell yes, bring on the Bram and Rice."
They watched Twilight and The Vampire Diaries, which may be the worst movies on the face of the planet.
I was so horribly disappointed. And they don't even have good taste in fruity drinks! I ended up drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade and Watermelon Smirnoff Ice.
I figured, hey, vampires and alcohol = Bloody Mary, Cosmopolitan and Blaquila (theater blood and tequila). What else, right?
Stephenie Meyer has destroyed the image of the vampire forever.
Oh noes, I'm such a monster, and I SPARKLE. I FUCKING SPARKLE.