fuck you, yellow!

Adam A's picture

i want to rid the world of yellow. and marshmellows, disgusting.

oh hey guess what? apperantly my cholesterole is waay high too, i'm 21 with a body of a fucking 70 year old...so im getting more drugs...isn't that nice? i have another solution but nobody listens to me, i think i should just drink large quantities of red wine, aah the things i do for my health. i also have to up my insulin dose, meaning more weight, and i have to up my metformin doses, which means a lot more stomach pains, and at this point death is starting to look inviting.

and again i tried to talk to my mother, which resulted in a drawn out lecture i didn't care to listen to all that much...especially from someone i haven't seen in a year and half.

im decidedly entering another doom and gloom phase, something about free time mixed with life changes that just irks me i suppose, im tired of stopping and starting my life every few months, it's quite exhausted.

anyways fuck this....have a nice life everybody


Peregrine's picture

awww srry bout all that but

awww srry bout all that but just send marshmallows to the us and we will eat them alll for you!

Wait — are those babies? The Gays can make babies now?!?! In pairs?!?!
Please save us Maggie Gallagher and NOM!

5thstory's picture

Hey, join the High

Hey, join the High Cholesterol club! Mine's always been high, and I'm on drugs and a very good diet. It's hereditary, so don't fret about that...

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

Uncertain's picture

Good thing there usually

Good thing there usually aren't yellow marshmallows. That'd really be pushing it!

Peregrine's picture

acctualy there are... Wait

acctualy there are...

Wait — are those babies? The Gays can make babies now?!?! In pairs?!?!
Please save us Maggie Gallagher and NOM!

Uncertain's picture

I know, that's why I said

I know, that's why I said usually. Most of the ones I come across are either white... or pink.

Peregrine's picture


THERE ARE BLUE ONES TOO! sorry fogot bout caps

Nemo Ante Mortem Beautus--- No man is blessed before he dies.

ferrets's picture

wat if there was......

yellow redwine?

a ferrets is a ferret, no matter how much it seems like a weasel. if only i could say the same for people.

jeff's picture


Most people with high cholesterol have no genetic issue. It is entirely diet.

My family are all on cholesterol-lowering medication, because of our "hereditary condition," which is known as "we all eat the same animal-based junk."

I go low-fat vegan, and my cholesterol is now 116 without any drugs. So, I wouldn't jump right to blaming genetics. In most cases, the genetic link is that your parents sculpted your dietary habits.

"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis