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Adam A's picture

SHOPPPPPIIINNNGGG!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT WOOT I LOVE SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!! I haven't been in ages so I was just soooo glad to be reunited with my little shops! tehehe, I got two cute and rediculously colourful shirts just so nobody will have any doubt as to what my sexual preference is. And then to really close the deal I bought green skinny jeans...tada!!! have no doubt, I look FUCKING HOT in my new clothes.

So i've officially moved to Modi'in, shithouse fucking city i hate it here...alas i have no choice, but it's only for two weeks so not the end of the world...could be worse...could be raining. But I am here alone and it's fucking weird, giant empty house that doesn't belong to me, im gonna go hunt a towel and some bed linnen soon...woulda thought the relatives would have left me some somewhere..but noooooooo. Anyways that's ok coz im cleaning up their beer and i already polished off all the wine...AND IT'S MY FIRST NIGHT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

I watched a gay movie, made me cry, they always do...ehhh....*sigh*
Anyways it's like ten to two am and im kinda too weirded out to go to sleep for fear of lying in the dark in this place with silence, so all the lights are on, the tv and my music...so it feels occupied....i know it's not terribly environmentally friendly...but fuck it, i don't have to be nature's friend...the bitch owes me money anyway! only fuck is that i have to get up at fucking 6 in the morning...and it's kinda only four hours away...tehe.

OHH OOHHH tommorow is a big date with Guy, he might be coming over here, he fucking better or i'll sooo dump his dumb his shapely and fucking sexy moroccan ass. Anyways, we're coming here and im throwing a little birthday party for him, one on one, and we'll watch movies on cable (god bless video on demand!) and drink a little white wine and open presents and with a touch of luck we'll finally have us some fucking sexytime!!! GOD KNOWS I'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH!!! and im getting horny, and im getting impatient...and...and...grr! i've not had sex in a month people!!!!!!!!!! IM ABOUT TO FUCKING EXPLODE!!!!!!!

omg i love Guy though, we had like a weird down patch and then we sorta just perked right up. don't get me wrong im not planning our wedding or anything, i'm fully open to the prospect of him and i breaking up, but fuck...i'm allowed to be positive no? and i don't think i'll get crushed or anything, i've been through too many men to really care...if it wasn't meant to be than toodles to you fuckster...i have noooo trouble picking up men at ALL! in fact there's this new gay club that everyone seems to be going to all the time and it's right next to my school i've been meaning to check it out so..eh? maybe?

I have this overwhelming feeling to ring my mother...it should be about 10am in Australia now so maybe i'll give it a wee shot in a few, just to see what's up, thank her for being...herself? eh? she encouraged me to go shopping to better my mood and it totally fucking worked....well that and chinese food and a gay movie. i might watch it again before i start readying for school in a couple of hours..yay for insomnia! well it's not really insomnia i'm choosing not to sleep. i wonder if all the bass from my music is waking people in other apartments up? hehehe...fuckers deserve it for being middle class assholes anyways..god i hate this city!

lilly allen is my new fucking love affair...that bitch is just fucking great, she's so...real and human and simultaneously a slut and so classic and glamorous...i fucking love her, she's even deep underneath it all! I like to think that i'm a bit like that in parts...eh?

OMG I SHOULD DO A MASK! i love going exploring in strange houses it's so much fun!!! you look through all the jewellery and toiletries and sample all the perfumes and the wardrobes and try on jackets and figure out which light switch operates which light and...and...its fun! i tried on this heavy leather jacket, looked hot, i'd wear it to school tommorow but...it's hot....damn sun!

all of Guy's friends want to meet me...wtf is that about? my friends know better, they know not to get excited about any men in my life, they come and go so much...but Guy added one of my friends to facebook ...i was like...shocked! he didn't ask me...and she calls me and tells me, so i told her to confirm him and just go with it. then to show him i'm also interested in being in his life i added his best friend too...so i guess we're even? he seems to have nice friends...except for those two fucking ex's, one of whom im meeting tommorow, little does he know i'm going to castrate him with cold glares....and a pair of rusty scissors....fucking ex's.....
and just so we're clear, im sooooooooo not the jelous type...but the ex situation with guy is FUCKED UP...bigtime. I should show him pictures of some of the guys i've fucked...tip the fucking scale a little...his two supermen are nice but they're nothing next to my army of muscular skanks. tada!

i sent an apology text to a girlfriend of mine who i've been fighting with for about a month now....trying to kiss and make up so to speak...but the bitch didn't reply...so this means war...she wants to see what polish is all about...I'LL GIVE THE LITTLE CUNT POLISH!!
polish as in from poland darlings...not nail polish.

if guy doesn't come tommorow im going to be so fucking upset i might just throw a little fucking tantrum.

I want to live alone...but not in a big place like this...i think i'd really like to live in a studio apartment...you know the type that's just like one room...one room is like the lounge kitchen dining and bedroom with a tiny little bathroom in another room and a window...that's what i want..that way i can just have my space that's all mine...that would be wonderful...i hate living with people...people suck. save for potentially a boyfriend who would be welcomed so long as he sleeps with me at night...failing that the little fucker can sleep on the street.

alright i'll stop mind-fucking you now...nighty nighty loverpants.
xoxo

Comments

ferrets's picture

the.....

envoirment owes u money? hows that? must be nice....

a ferrets is a ferret, no matter how much it seems like a weasel. if only i could say the same for people.

Adam A's picture

meow

it sure does! the tooth fairy does too, and santa, and lindsay lohan too

ferrets's picture

and y....

does it? and how much?

a ferrets is a ferret, no matter how much it seems like a weasel. if only i could say the same for people.

Adam A's picture

meow

coz im awesome...duh! and lindsay lohan coz i gave her a loan for booze money...and ...a lot

ferrets's picture

cool!

im sure ur new jeans r FRICKIN awsome!

a ferrets is a ferret, no matter how much it seems like a weasel. if only i could say the same for people.

Adam A's picture

meow

lol love you mat!

ferrets's picture

ty.....

i wish my school aloud skiny jeans :( but they dont

a ferrets is a ferret, no matter how much it seems like a weasel. if only i could say the same for people.

jeff's picture

Hmm...

People keep bigging up Lilly, I guess I should break down and check her out. I hope I'm not a huge fan, as she was in S.F. a week or so ago. I hate when I get into people right after they blow through town...

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"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis

Adam A's picture

meow

i can't see how you wouldn't like her jeffy, she's spicey and funny...right up u'r alley really