Today was the last day of school (woot!) anyway, so we had our gym final which was to make our own workout. Which didn't happen for a lot of us. We basically stood around with nothing to do because coach wasn't telling us to do.
So the topic of sexuality comes up (which is surprising because it's me, and like six guys that NEVER talk to me) because this douche is calling another one of his friends gay. And I'm like "It's okay to be gay, I'm bi." And the conversation just kind of takes off from there. M, the douche then asks me questions about what I've done (the same guy that had been railing on his friend for "being gay" when everyone knows that Henry isn't). He asks me "Have you eaten a girl out," and because I have I say yes. He thinks for a moment and says the best thing I've ever heard: "Oh! I have too, I guess that makes me bi too." I really don't think he understood what he was saying, but it was hilarious.