At Union Square today, a friend and I bought ice cream at... wait for it... THE BIG GAY ICE CREAM TRUCK! Yes, there was a soft-serve ice cream truck with rainbow posters declaring it "the big gay ice cream truck." It was just like the normal ice cream truck, but offered "big gay ice cream truck" magnets and T-shirts, and "premium toppings" for an extra dollar, including fresh blueberries, ginger crisps, pretzels, and cayenne pepper. Also, offered nutella on your cartwheel. My friend and I asked him if card-carrying lesbians got a discount--because she actually did have a card, from one of the queer groups she belongs to. It was SOOOO WONDERFUL. Dude. Made my day. And know what? Nutella on cartwheels is FUCKIN' AWESOME.
In summation: I love the Big Gay Ice Cream Truck. <3