happiest story ever.

Icarus's picture

Once upon a time....

There was a straight, white boy.

The end.

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FearNotTheQueer's picture

Once upon a time there was a

Once upon a time there was a straight, white boy. He was dying to own a pair of neon orange super skinny jeans. Because he was poor he had to come up with a creative way to make money fast. At first he tried prostitution but he was so small and skinny and emo looking the girls didn't like him. Instead he captured the attention of an old rich gay white man. The straight white boy became his man sex slave. After a few weeks the rich gay white man grew tired of the straight white boy and let him go. He gave him $5000 for his services. The straight white boy went out and bought his neon orange skinny jeans and realized that he was no longer and straight white boy but a gay white boy. He now goes from place to place and has sex with old rich men.
The End :D

Icarus's picture

this made me ohsohappy. oh

this made me ohsohappy. oh my god...

so for those of you falling in love
keep it kind, keep it good, keep it right
throw yourself in the midst of danger
and keep one eye open at night.
--"Elephants" Rachel Yamagata

ferrets's picture

sigh....

why cant i be an old gay rich guy? lol

if you riase the banner of scotland, you raise the banner of freedom!
~willam wallace