Cheerful stuff

tenmilestilts's picture

I'm in a less-than-fabulous mood right now, and I decided--hey, why not have a place for people to post things that would cheer me (and others) up? So if you know a funny joke, or have a cute anecdote, or saw a funny movie on YouTube, or have anything to post that you think might cheer anyone up--this is the place for it!!
=)

ShowMeLove's picture

I found this funny...

Heather invited her mother over for dinner. During the meal, her mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Heather's roommate was.

She had long been suspicious of Heather's sexuality and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Heather and the roommate than met the eye.

Reading her mom's thoughts, Heather volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Suzy and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Suzy came to Heather and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Heather said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, Heather received a letter from her mother which read:
"Dear Daughter, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Suzy, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Suzy. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now."
"Love - Mum"

I hope it at least made you smile :)

jacjessen90's picture

omg!!!!

.....i just had to wipe milk up....it was 20 ft. away.....good distance through your nose..... i love this joke!!!!
"to live a day alone, only THAT would be torture! An hour without you, only THAT would be death!" ~gomez addams

will's picture

LOL This definitely made me

LOL This definitely made me laugh hard. XD

Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so.

tenmilestilts's picture

omg! *cracks up like no

omg! *cracks up like no other*
lol.
that "at least" made me smile. =D course i'm in a better mood now anyway but that's a good one.
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Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!

ShowMeLove's picture

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Glad I could make you all laugh :) It's definitely the best joke I've heard in a while.

jacjessen90's picture

myne's....

read these questions for me....i need the answers.....

if someone made an lgbtq supportive comertial, would they call the promo, pro-'mo?.....

if someone makes an lgbtq nersery rhyme, can you still call it a 'fairy tale'?.....

george washington wore a curly wig, form-fitting pants, about 9 yards of lace daily, and shoes with a heel, & in the 1770's he ran for presadent, today would he just plain run?.....

"to live a day alone, only THAT would be torture! An hour without you, only THAT would be death!" ~gomez addams

ShowMeLove's picture

Hehehe

Q: what did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

A: see you next month

:P

gaynow's picture

What did one lesbian zombie

What did one lesbian zombie ninja pirate vampire folk singer carpenter cat-loving vegan say to the other?

Wanna move in?

XD this is a variant a friend and I came up with. Let's see if anyone else finds it funny... heh...

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader