Failure

cantbreathe's picture

Well, I didn't do it. I was going to go to the Gay Center yesterday, but I chickened out. I just kept coming up with excuses. I'll do it eventually... hopefully.

Also, I just ate a gigantic slice of pizza, so I'm feeling exceedingly fat. Really should've eaten about a third of that. But I didn't. Typical me.

I've spent the last two days reading delicious harry potter femslash... don't judge me, hermione and ginny are just meant to be. Unfortunately, it's crept into my dreams quite a bit, and I keep waking up with thoughts of doing very dirty things to my best friend on the edge of my mind. Well, nothing new, she is a goddess, after all. Albeit a straight one. Damn it. Why are the gorgeous, nice, funny, perfect friends ALWAYS straight?

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TotalGeek42's picture

Haha, isn't that last

Haha, isn't that last sentence supposed to be said by women about gay men? xD

As for the youth center, just do it. You don't need a -great- excuse, it's amazing how easily people will fall for things if you're casual enough about it. Oh dear, I sound a bit too practiced in this, don't I? Lol

"Assets, what are our assets?"

"Well I've got a banana, and in a pinch you could put up some shelves..."

cantbreathe's picture

Hm

Yeah, I've heard it that way, but I gave it my own speeecial twist.

Haha, yeah, I know, but my biggest worry is just finding the darn place. I tried looking it up on google maps' streetview, and I couldn't find any building with the address their website gives, so I'm scared I'll get out of the house, go there, and be completely lost.

By the way, I love your signature.

TotalGeek42's picture

Haha, fair enough. As for

Haha, fair enough.

As for finding it, just go into town one day and search for it inconspicuously. Should work. :D

And thanks. One of the many good Doctor Who quotes.

"Assets, what are our assets?"

"Well I've got a banana, and in a pinch you could put up some shelves..."

cantbreathe's picture

Alrighty, I'll give that a

Alrighty, I'll give that a shot :)

Yeah, I really need to watch more of that show, I've only seen a few episodes.

TotalGeek42's picture

Aww, but it's amazingg.

Aww, but it's amazingg. Best show ever! The only reason that torchwood migh tbe better is cuz of the eye candy that is jack... and the fact that he's paired with ianto isn't bad...

Although, jack is in doctor who, too, so it's boosted above torchwood again for that. xD

"Assets, what are our assets?"

"Well I've got a banana, and in a pinch you could put up some shelves..."

Siovampire's picture

hehe...not gonna

hehe...not gonna argue...hermoine/ginny is hot...but even tho i'm a lesbian...the draco/harry thing is HOT.
and the reason behind the hot straighties is....the world sucks lol

jacjessen90's picture

omg.....

i DROOL at this topic... i loves me some draco,..... and some harry.... put them together and to hell with the 72 vergions i want them! (and maybe ron....) *smiles evilly*
"to live a day alone, only THAT would be torture! An hour without you, only THAT would be death!" ~gomez addams

cantbreathe's picture

Draco/Harry *could* be hot,

Draco/Harry *could* be hot, depending on how well-written the fanfiction was. Seriously? 'Cause I thought it was because the world blew... :P

Siovampire's picture

hahaha yeaaaa well....it

hahaha yeaaaa well....it might be a lesbian so it may just lick but whatever....*shrug*

and yea, it depends, they have to be good and well spun or else its stupid

carmen143's picture

Yes. Just yes.

Oh Hermoine/ Ginny is how it should be.
Also Ginny/ Luna...
Anyway.
Good luck with going to the center.
Just do it!!!!!
I'm pretty sure it will be worth it.
<3 FLAME ON! <3