Icarus's picture

to whomever it may concern,

I offer, in exchange for lifetime rights to the love of Blake Lively, my eternal soul.

Thanks a bunch,


If you could throw a sort of menage a trois with either Anne Hathaway or Monica Bellucci, that'd be just peachy too.


Merric's picture

why stop at trois?

go Brave New World style and make an orgy of it.

Icarus's picture

because i like to be

because i like to be attentive.

it could just be a bunch of one-night stands...

so for those of you falling in love
keep it kind, keep it good, keep it right
throw yourself in the midst of danger
and keep one eye open at night.
--"Elephants" Rachel Yamagata

cantbreathe's picture

I think not!

You most certainly may not have Blake Lively. Mine. Mineminemine. *growl*