OH THE LULZ

Lyexsah's picture

So I'm stuck home all day; not much to do but surf the net.

And I happened to stumble upon the most godawful fanfiction that ever hit the internet.

It's about a vampire girl who's best friend is Edward Cullen and they go to Hogwarts where Hiei and Shadow the Hedgehog both fall in love with her too. And the clincher; it's just about the most poorly written thing I've ever laid eyes on.

Here it is; see the lulz! : http://xdallyx.webs.com/chapterone.htm

And even worse, people LOVE it. Oh dear god it's fucking Twilight all over again. The writer thinks she's some hardcore goth who's had a horrible life and is the best writer in the world. Oh the writer is full of lulz; I've spoken with her.

I also spent a bit of time in the forum for this godawful fanfic, listing just about everything that's wrong with it.

It was a REALLY long list. XD

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j_man34's picture

Dear God...

This is nooby fanfic GOLD!!! Freaking hilarious.

“Grr I don’t want to talk about Bella” Edward said.

WTF?

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Lyexsah's picture

Isn't it though?

It's so bad, it's GOOD. XD

Lmao, at the end of chapter 3, 'HE was angry… he was TUMORS!' XDDDDDDDD WTF?!

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j_man34's picture

Holy crap

That's well bad!

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tenmilestilts's picture

omg, i read like 5 lines and

omg, i read like 5 lines and it made me want to shoot myself
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Lyexsah's picture

I know!!! XDDDDD

Isn't it awful?! XDDDDDDDDD

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Israfel's picture

Oh sweet zombie Jesus, it's

Oh sweet zombie Jesus, it's so bad that clawing my own eyes out would be less painful >.<

-- You like my helm? It's +5 sexterity. Like dexterity, but with 'sex' on the front... yeah...

Lyexsah's picture

LMAO

I know, right?! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Merric's picture

on the "characters" page, I discovered, and I quote:

"Name: Malcolm Dumbledore
Age: Prolly like 800 no one knows
House: Hogwarts
Status: Pedofile
Info: He is the bad guy of the story, former head of Hogwats, he is now evadong everyone to be fucking queer. The heros have a plan to stop him however called KTFD (Kill The Faggot Dumbledore)"

The above was inexplicably accompanied by a picture of Harry and Draco getting to know each other.

Wow. Just wow.

This kid is starting to freak me out.

Lyexsah's picture

I know

Amongst it's horrible reputation for not being in character, having horrible spelling, grammar, and plot in general it's not exactly gay-friendly. .___.; I sorta irritates me; and of all the things to troll the forums for this fanfiction about, that may the the one I'll troll about most. Lmao.

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Icarus's picture

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/

your eyes, they will bleed. and the lulz will be mighty.

so for those of you falling in love
keep it kind, keep it good, keep it right
throw yourself in the midst of danger
and keep one eye open at night.
--"Elephants" Rachel Yamagata

Lyexsah's picture

LMAO

I saw that one earlier; got two chapters in and had to stop it was just too funny. XDD

You know what's really lulzy? One of the characters in the story is supposedly like, her favorite anime character; on the characters page on that site, it says Hiei Yerameshi.

Not only is that NOT how you spell URAMESHI, it's also not the charater's last name, it's the last name of a friend of his. XD Hiei's last name is JAGANSHI. XD

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Merric's picture

four things

1. wish fulfillment much?
2. "icy blue eyes like limpid tears"
3. "lost my virility to Draco"
4. jkl;ajsfkjskbrainshutdown

Lyexsah's picture

Lmao

Yeah, it was bad, very bad.

At least not as bad as Face the Strange, XD. Oh Face the Strange gets so so so much better. XD

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Icarus's picture

i got through ten chapters

i got through ten chapters and amazingly, my brain didn't melt. my sides were aching from laughter however, after my gag reflex settled down.

so for those of you falling in love
keep it kind, keep it good, keep it right
throw yourself in the midst of danger
and keep one eye open at night.
--"Elephants" Rachel Yamagata

Lyexsah's picture

:D

That's about where I'm at, too. XD I can't go five seconds without laughing, if I think about something else, the second I stop thinking about it my mind automatically goes back to that friggin' fanfic and I just DIE laughing. XDDDDDDD I've been laughing so much that now I just start coughing. XDDDD

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Merric's picture

I'm not sure anything can

I'm not sure anything can beat "The three of them mated downstairs to Professors Macnoggle’s orifice," in chapter 3 I think, although the next several chapters are pretty bad--I mean fabulous.

Lyexsah's picture

I DIED

LAUGHING when I read that. XDDDD That SO wrong. XDDDDDDDD

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Lyexsah's picture

dumb thing

double posted. :/

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ferrets's picture

and i thought you eyes....

couldnt accaulley bleed do to things you read

without ferrets, this world would be hell in a a hamster cage

carmen143's picture

Oh my god... This is

Oh my god... This is probably one of the funniest/most horrible thing I have ever seen!!!! I loved ever second!!! Ha ha.
<3 FLAME ON! <3

niks121997's picture

Wow...

There are no words.

Lyexsah's picture

LMAO

I know, the fanfic sorta erases your vocab from your head, huh? XDD

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Super Duck's picture

Haha, wow! That's almost as

Haha, wow! That's almost as bad as My Immortal, which I saw was posted. Why is Shadow the Hedgehog there...? He's a freakin' hedgehog!

Lyexsah's picture

He's also

A FREAKIN' Wizard, DUH!

*eyeroll*

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