So I'm stuck home all day; not much to do but surf the net.
And I happened to stumble upon the most godawful fanfiction that ever hit the internet.
It's about a vampire girl who's best friend is Edward Cullen and they go to Hogwarts where Hiei and Shadow the Hedgehog both fall in love with her too. And the clincher; it's just about the most poorly written thing I've ever laid eyes on.
Here it is; see the lulz! : http://xdallyx.webs.com/chapterone.htm
And even worse, people LOVE it. Oh dear god it's fucking Twilight all over again. The writer thinks she's some hardcore goth who's had a horrible life and is the best writer in the world. Oh the writer is full of lulz; I've spoken with her.
I also spent a bit of time in the forum for this godawful fanfic, listing just about everything that's wrong with it.
It was a REALLY long list. XD