Q: How do you know you're a lesbian?

ShowMeLove's picture

A: You're 13, you spend the night in a tent with three boys with no parental supervision and nothing happens. haha. True story. Although I'm not exactly sure how old I was but it was somewhere around 13 and with boys around my age. A couple were a little younger and one a year older. We were all friends and we were camping out in D's backyard for the night. Goes to show how much my parents trusted me at that point too. Although they were told I'd have my own tent, which I did and I intended to use, but then D's step dad pulled a prank that freaked him out BIG time and so we all stayed in the same tent and played video games until we fell asleep. That is a memory I hope I never forget. The prank:

The prank: we were all in the tent, it was late at night, and we were playing video games(Nintendo 64!! Yeah!) and all of a sudden we hear some footsteps close to the tent. Then we heard noises. D started to get scared. Then we heard this screeching sound that sounded like the tent being cut open. Then my oldest friend C started to egg D on, who was terrified by that point. C was saying how there's some murder out there and all this stuff. Then the noises stopped and it was all quiet. Then he tells D that we'll all run quickly out of the tent and get away. He unzips the tent and gets D to run out first (He might have pushed him out, I can't remember) D runs right out and then his step dad (wearing a scary mask) comes, running from the shed, and starts towards D and D runs right into the back sliding door where his mom comes to comfort him. Needles to say he was pissed. He was crying and saying how much he hated his step dad and his step dad kept saying it was just a joke and all this stuff trying to calm him down.

Looking back it was kinda mean but only because he fell so much for it. I can't believe he did because I don't think any of the rest of us fell for it. But he was obviously a very gullible kid. Then again we all made him believe that the creatures on those Magic trading cards would come alive at night. hahaha. Oh, poor D.

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carmen143's picture

Oh me gee!

Nintendo 64 was the best thing ever!!!!!!!
Mario cart 64 was one of the best games I've ever played.
<3 FLAME ON! <3

ShowMeLove's picture

I know! xD

And Mario 64 and Zelda Ocarina Of Time. So many good games on that system.

carmen143's picture

Oh Zelda.

Best game series ever!
<3 FLAME ON! <3

ShowMeLove's picture

!!

Abso-freaking-lutely. Zelda is so awesome. Esp. Ocarina Of Time. I have so many memories of playing it. When you finally grow up and you get to escape with Epona....ahh...that game was great :)

will's picture

Is something suppose to

Is something suppose to happen if you are straight? Oh, my. I'll NEVER let my kids go camping LOL Given that I will have one someday. Brilliant prank btw! Kudos to ya!

Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so.

ShowMeLove's picture

Thanks

Oh, and trust me things can happen when kids are left alone with kids of either sex ;)

tenmilestilts's picture

haha. now do you see why i

haha. now do you see why i was so disappointed when K couldn't come camping with me? lolol...
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Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!

lacking_direction's picture

Hahaha that was great.

Hahaha that was great.

ShowMeLove's picture

Hey...

Anything can happen when you're alone with someone especially in the scary woods....or, in my case the "scary" backyard. She gets scared or cold so you hug her, you know, just to keep her warm and voila! Maybe it leads to more ;)

tenmilestilts's picture

lol...

don't i know it.
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Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!

Tophat's picture

Hahaha! I LOVE that! I need

Hahaha! I LOVE that! I need to use that one day!

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Two roads diverged in a wood.

I switched the signs and went down the real road.

ShowMeLove's picture

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You should! It was loads of fun at the time and now it's one of my fondest memories :)

Once upon a time I ripped the wings from my spine
But when I hide inside your eyes I still pretend that I can fly