I wish someone would talk to me. But nobody ever does. Typical.

Tophat's picture

My friends never call me. I have to talk to people or else they'd never even touch me. I hate it. WHat is wrong with me? Do I have leprosy?

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l.enigma_ambulante's picture

Hey! We can be lepers

Hey! We can be lepers together! =D
Long story. XD

[[Love means you can never be apart... <3]]

fox333's picture

I will be your friend :D I

I will be your friend :D

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde

Tophat's picture

"Friend" has nothing to do with it.

Read the post. Silly little schmuck.

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"What is life but a constant search for pleasure? I think that the feeling of a young man's tongue inside your mouth is the greatest pleasure of all."
-The Baron Van Oestregan

Alyska's picture

I'm sorry!

I wish I had the cure for leprosy for you!
And if I knew you in real life, I'd touch you! Heck, I'd even give you a big hug! (Unless you don't like hugs... ^^;;;)

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"When you can't walk you crawl, and when you can't do that you find someone to carry you" ~Firefly

ferrets's picture

hehe

i am sure i would touch you...alot. anyhow to test if you have lepersy, go heat up the stove, then once its red hot, put ur hand on it. if it hurts your ok! accept your now cahrred hand, but who the hell needs a hand in the first place?

" the most buetiful woman or girl in the world could be of no differnce to me, but tall soldiers..they ar my weekness" fredrick III, king of prussia in 1732

swimmerguy's picture

Maybe...

Well maybe your friends are just the quiet affection type. Not me. I LOVE PDA! And, I guess, private displays of affection too...

If you're going through hell, keep going. ~Winston Churchill

Tophat's picture

No kidding.

*Huggleofdeath*

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"What is life but a constant search for pleasure? I think that the feeling of a young man's tongue inside your mouth is the greatest pleasure of all."
-The Baron Van Oestregan