Smokers lament

oldfoxbob's picture

Us smokers you despise,
ridicule and cry,
we foul the air,
smell up your hair,
and bring a tear to the eye!

There's one who's worse by far
they do it in the car!
They do it here,
they do it there,
they do it most anywhere!

Its deadly and by far,
the worse to do in the car,
It chokes and brings,
a tear and stings,
It cause most alarm!

So take these words in parting
and to the heart most heartening.
Of who do I speak?
Its you...you freak!
I'm speaking of your farting!!!

Comments

l.enigma_ambulante's picture

XD Cute [[Love means you

XD Cute

[[Love means you can never be apart... <3]]

fox333's picture

heeheehee

heeheehee

swimmerguy's picture

Awesomeness...

If you're going through hell, keep going. ~Winston Churchill

Tophat's picture

Smokers new motto: We do it for...

... The Lulz.

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"What is life but a constant search for pleasure? I think that the feeling of a young man's tongue inside your mouth is the greatest pleasure of all."
-The Baron Van Oestregan