swear words i have made up while driving...

Icarus's picture

fuckass

motherfuck almighty

cock-sucking-motherfucking-pus-sucking shit

christfuck almighty

dumbshitface

jumping jehosefuck

jesusmaryandjoseph-fuck

and i'm sure many more that i can't think of.

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swimmerguy's picture

George Carlin did something on this...

George Carlin did a bit on "the seven words you can't say on television". They were, in order: shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits
I heard cunt has the biggest penalty if you say it on tv.
You should watch this, it was a good routine.

If you're going through hell, keep going. ~Winston Churchill

l.enigma_ambulante's picture

My personal favorite on that

My personal favorite on that list is "jumping jehosefuck."
I'll be sure to add that one into my vocabulary. XD

[[Love means you can never be apart... <3]]

Tophat's picture

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits...

But tits is such a FRIVOLOUS word!

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carmen143's picture

I loved...

Jesusmaryandjoseph. Fuck.

Awesome.

<3 FLAME ON! <3