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ferrets's picture

MY FERRET JUST SNEEZED RIGHT IN M EYE! GOD I NEED TO STOP KISSING THEM ON THE NOSE THEN SNUGGLING THEM! on a clamer note. imagine if a terrible plague hit humanity, and only oasis mamebrs survived, like oasis gave us some immunity. we would be like perpetualy trying to gather toghether or somthin. it would suck cause, well everyone would be deaed, but it would be interesting having to like move asa group and slowly pick up more of the site, until we ha everyone, and we started a little village, and reconstructed the world into the PERFECT UTOPIA! yaya! and we could proccreate still, it would just be unpleasent.

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swimmerguy's picture

That would be pretty cool.

And we could still procreate. We don't necessarily HAVE to screw the girls. There are other ways...

And would we even need to procreate? Wouldn't the world be better off without the human race? The human race only profits itself, and the only thing it does is continue it's existence. It is a tumor on the earth.

"I bust mine so I can kick yours" ~ design on a swimming t-shirt

ferrets's picture

in some casses.

buttt i think that, say we set down a set of laws for eternity, like the population of the village may not proceed such and such amount! and thus, we would make a pact that we would make a story to tell the children of why they must not go beyond ths amount. and we could, when all gathered, go to a tiny island to make the village, and then "lose" the art of building boats.

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swimmerguy's picture

Like Easter Island

We studied that...

Well, human nature being what it is, brilliant and greedy, someone would eventually rediscover boats and reproduce out the yinyang, and we'd be back where we started.

Since future generations don't really matter to us, what would be the reason for procreating at all?

"I bust mine so I can kick yours" ~ design on a swimming t-shirt

ferrets's picture

yea someone would figure boats out...

but we would be so far from land, and they wouldnt know there was anything else, they would have a reason to go out and look. anyway, children=happines :D

I WANT A FAMILY UNIT, CHAD!I WANT ONE!lol. oh wiat.. i mean not with u specificley chad...but i dont i wouldnt want one wiht you...oh my i have stummbled upon my own words here :P

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swimmerguy's picture

Family unit?

That sounds like The Giver. Great book. The world is perfect and horrible at the same time...

And I would like a family unit too... although not neccesarily with you, but not neccesarily notnot with you either...

"I bust mine so I can kick yours" ~ design on a swimming t-shirt

Wolfcry's picture

oh ho? do I detect some

oh ho? do I detect some youngsters flirting? -_- fine leave me out of it. I've only known you as long as you have been on this site Ferrets. xp

lol

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swimmerguy's picture

I think you're deluded

We're just having a discussion. Can we not do that?

"I bust mine so I can kick yours" ~ design on a swimming t-shirt

Wolfcry's picture

Ah true Swimmer, but without

Ah true Swimmer, but without those HUMANS who suck so badly, we could re-eduate our children to maintain peace and prosperity for ALL.

Listen to the howling winds of your heart, and if the beat moves you, dance. "I wanna heal, I wanna feel, what I thought was never real!"

swimmerguy's picture

Human nature will not be changed

Human nature is in general greedy. We will have tribes, then wars, horrible war, then we will start profiting ourselves usually at the expense of others and the enviroment.
Eventually we will forget peace, because peace is only achieved by fear, usually in the form of nuclear bombs. So in a few millenia, we will be back where we started.

"I bust mine so I can kick yours" ~ design on a swimming t-shirt

Wolfcry's picture

lol who needs a nuke? just

lol who needs a nuke? just piss me of. you would invoke the wrath of Abaddon! *evil cackle*

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Just Dave's picture

I agree with swimmerguy

Kind of. All the human race does is continue its existence. But really, so does every other living creature on the planet. Humans are just better at it. So if there where no homo-sapiens, something else just as bad, if not worse, would evolve to replace us. However, I kind of like humans. Kind of.

Frankly, I don't know how this discussion got so serious. For the record though, I think the contents of this site would be a fine gene pool for rebuilding the human race.

swimmerguy's picture

Michael Jackson says it all

In the Earth Song!

"I bust mine so I can kick yours" ~ design on a swimming t-shirt

ferrets's picture

hehe

thats what we do here. take a pefectly calm subject, make it serious, then i try to defuse it by saying something vagueley funny, then it gets serious again :D

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Dracofangxxx's picture

ew. at least it probably

ew. at least it probably SOUNDED adorable though :/

what's this all about "family units"? I've got a family unit too ;D

*cough* doesn't work with me? D: fineeeeee leave me out of all the fun X3
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Sometimes I like to sit at night and stare at the lamppost because it's the brightest thing in my life...

Wolfcry's picture

I KNOW RIGHT! why leave us

I KNOW RIGHT! why leave us coolis out of the fun? And I have known ferret boy for a LONG time. so I feel REALLY left out...

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swimmerguy's picture

If I'm not mistaken...

You said to leave you out of it.

"I bust mine so I can kick yours" ~ design on a swimming t-shirt

Wolfcry's picture

-_- I said "Fine. Leave me

-_- I said "Fine. Leave me out of it" as in SARCASM!!!!!! XP

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ferrets's picture

boys, boys....and shelby

brake it ups! i love everyone the same!

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Wolfcry's picture

*tackles* NUH UH! MINE!

*tackles* NUH UH! MINE!

"And yet, to say the truth, reason and love keep little company together nowadays." -William Shakespear, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 3, Scene 1