hehe *evil chuckle*

ferrets's picture

today i got a new ferret. hes a pretty silver color. his name is tinsle
with this i will declear my reanstatement as the pope of ferrets! anyanti ferret things said on this site will result in intense mutilation! now bow peasetns, as your ferret over lords bring up there glorious banner against humanity, and begin ther graet crusade!

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swimmerguy's picture

I hope...

Not against ALL humanity...

"I bust mine so I can kick yours" ~ design on a swimming t-shirt

ferrets's picture

well my daer...

oasis ppl will spared. and a elite few hot guys that suit all my tastes... dont worry you fall in both these catogories of being saved ;)

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Wolfcry's picture

And what about the witch?

And what about the witch?

Listen to the howling winds of your heart, and if the beat moves you, dance. "I wanna heal, I wanna feel, what I thought was never real!"

ferrets's picture

of course you to...

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Wolfcry's picture

*walks up and reads

*walks up and reads decleration* oh brother... *walks to ferret pope* I will not bow to ANY pope, and this is where you bow to me...*starts unbuttoning pants, gets stuck* DAMN ZIPPER!

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ferrets's picture

hehe...

nice...well im gonna go to bed before this gets more sexaul. nighyt night

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swimmerguy's picture

So...

Would you again pursue your stated goal of procreating and prolonging the human race, and how would you do so with the gay boys, then the bi and lesbian girls on this site?

"I bust mine so I can kick yours" ~ design on a swimming t-shirt

Wolfcry's picture

Uuuuuuuuum. . . I'm a witch?

Uuuuuuuuum. . . I'm a witch? I'm magic. I can MAKE guys pregnant. jk lol.

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swimmerguy's picture

That

Sounds pretty dang nasty, in my opinion.

"I bust mine so I can kick yours" ~ design on a swimming t-shirt

Dracofangxxx's picture

Yes, yes it does. Luckily

Yes, yes it does. Luckily that's how YOU WERE BORN and how I HAVE TO MAKE MY BABIES.

I don't wanna give birth ;A;

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Sometimes I like to sit at night and stare at the lamppost because it's the brightest thing in my life...

ferrets's picture

wellll

im guessing if ferrets ruled the earth, technology would advance at a 2000 fold then it does now. it would take a month or two for artifical insemination to come round XD of course the ferret wouldnt start wars (sadly. cant you just imagine a ferret in f.b.i duds?)

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Dracofangxxx's picture

I just got my tablet cord. I

I just got my tablet cord. I should draw you a ferret.

I love em :3
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Sometimes I like to sit at night and stare at the lamppost because it's the brightest thing in my life...

Wolfcry's picture

lol draw it sitting on a

lol draw it sitting on a wolf. ;D Our ferret pope will understand the meaning.

"And yet, to say the truth, reason and love keep little company together nowadays." -William Shakespear, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 3, Scene 1

Wolfcry's picture

lol draw it sitting on a

lol draw it sitting on a wolf. ;D Our ferret pope will understand the meaning.

"And yet, to say the truth, reason and love keep little company together nowadays." -William Shakespear, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 3, Scene 1

Wolfcry's picture

lol draw it sitting on a

lol draw it sitting on a wolf. ;D Our ferret pope will understand the meaning.

"And yet, to say the truth, reason and love keep little company together nowadays." -William Shakespear, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 3, Scene 1

ferrets's picture

O.o

dirty boy

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Wolfcry's picture

XD you know you like it! ;D

XD you know you like it! ;D OMG I CAN HAZ PIZZA FOR SUPPER!

"And yet, to say the truth, reason and love keep little company together nowadays." -William Shakespear, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 3, Scene 1

cheese's picture

wow matt, youre one weird

wow matt, youre one weird guy :D thats ok though weird is good. makes you all the more funnier :).

"why? does she have a penis?"
-Data Rock (cause im a geek like that)

Wolfcry's picture

NUH UH! MAH MATTY ISH NUT

NUH UH! MAH MATTY ISH NUT WEIREDED!

"And yet, to say the truth, reason and love keep little company together nowadays." -William Shakespear, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 3, Scene 1

ferrets's picture

awww the defense was nice of you...

but hehe im wierd. thats a fact :)

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Riku's picture

Ohman, it's a good thing I

Ohman, it's a good thing I love ferrets then isn't it?

Though come to think of it... I can't think of an animal I -don't- like. I mean, people can start going on about fruit flies or worms and I'll be like "Hey cool, I love fruit flies and worms" =D

Wolfcry's picture

Dire Wolves? "And yet, to

Dire Wolves?

"And yet, to say the truth, reason and love keep little company together nowadays." -William Shakespear, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 3, Scene 1

Riku's picture

Of course. =)

Of course. =)

Wolfcry's picture

XD "And yet, to say the

XD

"And yet, to say the truth, reason and love keep little company together nowadays." -William Shakespear, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 3, Scene 1

ShowMeLove's picture

Congrats

on getting a new cute Ferret. So...how many do you have now? Personally I've never had a ferret before, I was crazy into Guinea Pigs when I was younger and had a couple of them.

ferrets's picture

4 :)

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