ferrets's picture

if we could taste with your fingers. it would be like'hey, could i touch your sandwich pease...?'


Super Duck's picture

But imagine all the icky

But imagine all the icky things you could taste! :( Like toilet paper and door knobs and your keyboard... Eww!

ferrets's picture


i hadnt considered that D: what if you puked on your hand? EWWWY!

if your ever super sad, just rember, you could have been a blowjob.

Wolfcry's picture

. . . and you forgot about

. . . and you forgot about masturbation(at least for us guys) might taste kinda bad.

"Please hear what I'm not saying. Don't be fooled by the face I wear, for I wear a mask. I tell you everything thats really nothing, and nothing of whats everything, of whats crying within me." - Mask

jeff's picture


For people who don't wash.

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

fox333's picture

Then you would have more

Then you would have more sympathy for women. (if you were straight)

A man is educated and turned out to work. But a woman is educated and turned out to grass.
Pearl S. Buck

bayshore24's picture

dude!! XD that'd be crazy!!!

dude!! XD that'd be crazy!!! think about petting a dog or falling in some mud! that'd just be so.... weird!! XDXDXD

Just Dave's picture

I think...

...the first thing I would do is go out and buy a bidet.

patnelsonchilds's picture

Ferrets...'re such a twisted boy. That is why I love you.


- Pat Nelson Childs
"bringing strong gay & lesbian characters to Sci-Fi & Fantasy"