Need advice.

Dracofangxxx's picture

What do you do when you look into the mirror and you can no longer see yourself?

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elph's picture

Windex?

Some swear by it :-)

Dracofangxxx's picture

haha! maybe! XD thanks for

haha! maybe! XD thanks for cheering me up ;)
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Sometimes I like to sit at night and stare at the lamppost because it's the brightest thing in my life...

fox333's picture

Go take a nap. But then

Go take a nap. But then again napping is my answear to most anything.

A man is educated and turned out to work. But a woman is educated and turned out to grass.
Pearl S. Buck

Dracofangxxx's picture

I can't exactly nap for a

I can't exactly nap for a month's worth of never seeing my face in a mirror... But I could try :/
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Sometimes I like to sit at night and stare at the lamppost because it's the brightest thing in my life...

Wolfcry's picture

I haven't been able to

I haven't been able to recognize myself scince I was 12... I just live with it, and wear my armor proudly. But my armor is not to keep out the world, but to hold in my anger and rage. To "contain the beast" per sei...

"This is what I thought, I thought you need me, This is what I thought so think me naïve, I promise you a heart you'd promise to keep, Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep." Prelude 12/21 - AFI

jeff's picture

Hmm...

I use boxer briefs for that.

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"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

Wolfcry's picture

Jeff, . . . I hate to be the

Jeff, . . . I hate to be the one to tell you this, but 2 inches is NOT a beast...

"This is what I thought, I thought you need me, This is what I thought so think me naïve, I promise you a heart you'd promise to keep, Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep." Prelude 12/21 - AFI

jeff's picture

What?

I was told that was the average?!

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"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

Wolfcry's picture

I am sorry that answer is

I am sorry that answer is incorrect. The correct answer is Four. "You ARE the weakest link, Goodbye." LMAO!

"This is what I thought, I thought you need me, This is what I thought so think me naïve, I promise you a heart you'd promise to keep, Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep." Prelude 12/21 - AFI

5thstory's picture

Mirrors are not so cool.

Mirrors are not so cool. http://www.maiyeuem.net/vtopic85200.html

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

Dracofangxxx's picture

I think I love how Jeff

I think I love how Jeff comments but has no advice for me...

considering I have no "beast" it doesn't help much XD
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Sometimes I like to sit at night and stare at the lamppost because it's the brightest thing in my life...

jeff's picture

About what?

Looking in the mirror? Not sure what advice I'd have there...

I have the opposite problem. I look and see too much of myself there. ;-)

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"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

Dracofangxxx's picture

what, too much of your "two

what, too much of your "two inches"? how's that possible? it must be one of those fun-house mirrors that makes you look fat.

or long, in this case ;D
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Sometimes I like to sit at night and stare at the lamppost because it's the brightest thing in my life...

Wolfcry's picture

ROTFLMFAO!!!! omfg I am

ROTFLMFAO!!!! omfg I am laughing so hard im crying. that was PRICELESS! OMFG! I am totaly gonna quote you on that one!

"This is what I thought, I thought you need me, This is what I thought so think me naïve, I promise you a heart you'd promise to keep, Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep." Prelude 12/21 - AFI

Dracofangxxx's picture

I'm glad I'm funny today!

I'm glad I'm funny today! I'm following my friend's advice and just acting like myself now, saying pervy things without caring who gets offended XD
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Sometimes I like to sit at night and stare at the lamppost because it's the brightest thing in my life...