ok ive heard it all...

ferrets's picture

so im talking to thius random person on fb, that i dont even know, and aperently i have week willpower because i choose to be gay. according to this person, everyone is naturally gay, but most have the willpoiwer to ignore it.
me:so wiat, u think the u r naturally gay?
her; yes, i am tempted by girls. but unlike you, i use my willpower to like guys.(or for you you would us ur willpower to like girls)
i swear, where do they get these ideas?


Dracofangxxx's picture

cuz they crazy bitch-hoes.

cuz they crazy bitch-hoes.

Sometimes I like to sit at night and stare at the lamppost because it's the brightest thing in my life...

Just Dave's picture

I have deduced...

...that this person is either joking, or is clinically insane. Or both.

Seriously? Everybody in human history is/was actually gay? I wish...

elph's picture

More likely...

...just terribly immature.

Super Duck's picture

If things worked that way,

If things worked that way, then maybe I'd actually get dates. D:

It sounds like you're talking to a closet case who is trying to justify her epic gayness and the suppression of it. I mean, she admits she naturally likes the ladies, but she forces herself to like guys, and in order to make herself feel better about it, she thinks that everyone else does the same.

Wow, you know, I think she'd get along REALLY great with a certain girl in my French class...

swimmerguy's picture

That sucks...

I think that if every day for a week everyone in the world woke up as a different person, then was put back into their bodies at the end of that week, everything would be a lot better, because usually the problem with people is they just don't UNDERSTAND other people and how they feel, thinking that they HAVE to be right, nothing else is possible.

I'm sorry, man. That blows.

"I bust mine so I can kick yours" ~ design on a swimming t-shirt

ferrets's picture


im mianley sad for this girl, cause she must reeally agonize over her feelings for girls if shes convinced herself of something this far feecthed

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jeff's picture


Where do they get these ideas?

The Church.

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

Wolfcry's picture

True, but you left out

True, but you left out "reality" tv...

"Oh what tangled webs we weave, When we practice to deceive. I know you well, Actions and motives. Bear the cross, wear the crown, it's just some evil you can't bleed out. Hell has to notice, Your actions and motives." 10 Years, Actions And Motives

TotalGeek42's picture

.. Well that's just -weird-.


Well that's just -weird-. oO

"Assets, assets..."

"Well I've got a banana, and in a pinch you could put up some shelves..."

"Dreaming that someone unknown has died means that either you've been watching too much CSI..." - 5thstory

Riku's picture

Woah, someone's a closet

Woah, someone's a closet case. (If you can even call this that.) She's obviously gay and she's not okay with it so she's dealing with it in a really... Odd and illogical manner... And now she's taking out on you... Which isn't really fair to you. But it makes you wonder why she'd go out of her way to antagonize you about it. She might be arguing with you in a backwards attempt to convince herself that her crazy theory isn't true. *shrugs*

elph's picture

A psychologist in the making...

...this idea is so weird, that I think you may actually be on to the underlying truth...