A Boy. An Elf. A Spectacular Adventure!

Anonymous's picture

It's been awhile, and we have a bunch of new members, so I thought I'd remind everyone that when I'm not giving sage advice to angst-ridden teens, I write books about angst-ridden teens. And for you, my darlings, they are always available free of charge. I have them available as PDFs, and also as MS Word files. To get them, you have but to PM me and ask. I send you a link to download them (or read them online), so you don't even have to give out your email address. Am I awesome, or what?

If you want to check out what the books are all about, you can go visit the official Chronicles of Firma website @ http://www.chroniclesoffirma.com. For those of you impatiently waiting for Book Three, I am working every day to finish it up and get it released. I'm about to go and spend a month in Maine, during which time I will be cloistered like a monk, doing nothing but writing. So do not despair, Firma fans. Rokey and Flash will be back to quicken your little gay pulses very soon. For those not into guys, there are sexy women and various shape-shifting creatures. Take your pick. :P

All I ask in return is that you not give them to non-Oasians (you know...them) and that you do your best to spread peace and love throughout the world.



ferrets's picture


yay for pars angsty writing abilitys :D me lloooves your books (lol and i love oat to of course) im exacley 13 pages away from being done with SB. :)

if your ever super sad, just rember, you could have been a blowjob.

Dracofangxxx's picture

Haha, I love your sense of

Haha, I love your sense of humor. It's sorta subtle... but very entertaining.

I might have to check your writing out sooner or later XD I'm such a procrastinator.
There isn't a sharp line dividing humans from the rest of the animal kingdom. It's a very wuzzie line...and it's getting wuzzier all the time. - Jane Goodall.

Icarus's picture

hey hey

any idea of an ETA on Starlander?

*waits patiently*

so for those of you falling in love
keep it kind, keep it good, keep it right
throw yourself in the midst of danger
and keep one eye open at night.
--"Elephants" Rachel Yamagata

dutchler's picture

would love to read them

I would love to read them!
Can u send me the link?! :-) thanks!

Randy (The Netherlands)

*be happy

jeff's picture

Hey Randy...

First, welcome to Oasis!

Pat isn't on here too much, since he's writing or something, so you should either send him a private message (click his name on this post and his profile will have a link to message him), or find him on Facebook and mention Oasis to get the free links.

And if you're planning to stick around, be sure to write a journal entry about yourself.

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain