hehe i facepown noobs :D

ferrets's picture

so im kinda a chess rapist. i sit in public areas(today it was the library) with a chess board until someone walks ove and offers to play with me. so today it was this guy, and he was a major cutey pie, and for a while i though he was eye flirting with me. but he was also ranting about his ex girlfriend, and how much it hurt him to see her everyday. so i kinda patted his shoulder, and siad without thinking'yea thats how it was with me and my ex boyfriend, only i had it easy since i didnt see him everyday i guess' and he kinda pulled away
him:did you mean to say girlfriend?
me: no, im gay, i meant bf
him: oh so your a butt fucking queer?
me: (considerds for a moment) naw, im more of a bottom accauley.
him:(leaves)
me:(to myself) i guess that means no second date?

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swimmerguy's picture

Woah. Rough.

Wow. That sounded harsh. I love to play chess though.

"Words are useless, especially sentences. They don't stand for anything. How can they explain how I feel?"~Madonna, Bedtime Story

ferrets's picture

wiat was i harsh?

i hope not...i thought the whole thing was pretty hilarious...

if your ever super sad, just rember, you could have been a blowjob.

swimmerguy's picture

What?

You thought I meant YOU were harsh?
Hardly.
If he uses the words "butt fucking queer", you can safely assume I meant the other guy.

"Words are useless, especially sentences. They don't stand for anything. How can they explain how I feel?"~Madonna, Bedtime Story

Wolfcry's picture

Dude till your line about

Dude till your line about second dates I wanted to break his nose...

Life is hard, but immortality is harder... Jasper Eversor Force

"Memories are nice, but thats all they are, you know?" - Rikku-FFX

"No matter how dark the night, morning always comes, and our journey begins anew." - Lulu-FFX

Lyexsah's picture

Win

That's all I have to say.

Also, I just lost the game.

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P.L.U.R.

patnelsonchilds's picture

I'm still laughing at the

I'm still laughing at the term "chess rapist". LOL

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"bringing strong gay & lesbian characters to Sci-Fi & Fantasy"

elph's picture

Add Me to the List...

...of chess lovers (rapists...hmmm).

I'm impressed with your responses... but... fervently hope there are no homophobic repercussions.

This took place in your school library? And you're not "out" there? Or am I mistaken?

But... I'd be very pleased if you would add another even more challenging board game (deceptively simple rules) to your repertoire: GO

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_(game)

This URL looks strange, if it doesn't work, go here and click on the link for GO (game):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go

Read up on its history. An interesting side comment on its esteem is that I understand that Japanese naval officer candidates (prior to WW II) were required to dedicate a full year to mastering the strategic skills demanded by the game.

ferrets's picture

nono

the public library :)

if your ever super sad, just rember, you could have been a blowjob.

elph's picture

Let's out...

...a great sigh of relief! For a moment I'd feared you had lost it :)

fox333's picture

Thats pretty sweet. :D I

Thats pretty sweet. :D

I swear to the Lord, I still can't see, why Democracy means, everybody but me.
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