so im kinda a chess rapist. i sit in public areas(today it was the library) with a chess board until someone walks ove and offers to play with me. so today it was this guy, and he was a major cutey pie, and for a while i though he was eye flirting with me. but he was also ranting about his ex girlfriend, and how much it hurt him to see her everyday. so i kinda patted his shoulder, and siad without thinking'yea thats how it was with me and my ex boyfriend, only i had it easy since i didnt see him everyday i guess' and he kinda pulled away
him:did you mean to say girlfriend?
me: no, im gay, i meant bf
him: oh so your a butt fucking queer?
me: (considerds for a moment) naw, im more of a bottom accauley.
me:(to myself) i guess that means no second date?