I AM SO COOL.

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Haha, not.

Fun fact that's kind of related to my last post about pancakes and the hot girls: There was an urban legend that Sweden has a secret city full of lesbians. Of course, it's a myth, but it would still be unbelievably awesome. Haha! It sounds like something I'd put in my epic plan for world domination. A hidden city filled with hot Swedish girls who just so happen to like girls... Fuck yes. :p

Anyway, the past few days have been uneventful. My main source of stupidity and entertainment has been sick, so nothing funny has happened at school. Wait, no, I take that back. My rival decided to tell me all about how my arch-nemesis, her best friend, loved to randomly get naked whenever she went to her house. Apparently she did the same to Irritating Girl. I am still scarred from the mental image.

[edit] WAIT I HAVE NEWS. O____O French Class Girl keeps talking to MY FRIEND over facebook, and there is no possible way that they even know each other.

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swimmerguy's picture

You have a plan for world domination?

I would suggest you team up with our own ferret pope, but I think your plans for who to save are a LITTLE bit different...

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Yes, my friend and I always

Yes, my friend and I always used to plan world domination. :D

But if I am to become ruler of the world, I'll need an army... And a ferret army would do nicely!

swimmerguy's picture

Well...

He'd always be trying to save all the boys, and you'd be trying to save all the girls.
It wouldn't work out as well...

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I'm sure we could work out a

I'm sure we could work out a compromise of some sort. :p

swimmerguy's picture

Such as...

You'd both bring each of your crushes and then play rock-paper-scissors to figure out who gets to keep theirs, and who to give to the ferrets?

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I was thinking more along

I was thinking more along the lines of we can only save a certain amount of people each. :D

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Well, if you do end up liberating the world...

Inform me first. I need some way to mark myself so I don't get accidentally buried under the ferrets...
I guess you could look for the guy with the cheap watch facing inwards on his left wrist, and a string of rainbow paperclips on his right wrist.
It would be nice to be close to the leaders of the world...

But wait, if it was going to be like a monarchy, you couldn't have a lesbian queen and a gay king... How would THAT work?

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I'm pretty sure we'd

I'm pretty sure we'd automatically spare all Oasis people, so you wouldn't have to worry! :D

Hmm, I don't think a monarchy would work... We would have to take turns being Supreme Ultimate Ruler.