If I married a woman...

Dracofangxxx's picture

I think I'd crossdress around my kids...

...Just a thought...

Imagine that! It's be like, reverse-coming-out with my kids! Oh, you're eighteen? Well BAM HERE LOOK I HAVE BREASTS! >:D THAT IS RIGHT YOUR FATHER IS YAH MOTHER and we're just married wommenz it's aight.


...I'unno. It's six forty right now and I'm tired as hell. I'm gonna make breakfast. *sulks away drooling and babbling to myself*


swimmerguy's picture

To be a nitpicky bastard...

Guys have breasts too. They can get breast cancer.
Women have boobs.

"Words are useless, especially sentences. They don't stand for anything. How can they explain how I feel?"~Madonna, Bedtime Story

Dracofangxxx's picture

Shut up Chad ;D - There

Shut up Chad ;D
There isn't a sharp line dividing humans from the rest of the animal kingdom. It's a very wuzzie line...and it's getting wuzzier all the time. - Jane Goodall.

ferrets's picture


i would be pretty traumatized if my dad was a girl in secret...

if your ever super sad, just rember, you could have been a blowjob.

elph's picture

Putting it that way...

I never doubted my father. On the other hand, I must acknowledge that I have no conclusive evidence to the contrary :-)

Lol-taire's picture

There's a novel by Jackie

There's a novel by Jackie Kay which um... isn't exactly about that. But it about someone who finds out their father was actually biologically a woman. Based on a true story.

Riku's picture

I feel bad for your kids.

I feel bad for your kids. :P

This isn't completely related but, my kids will know that I'm trans. I haven't decided how I'm going to let them know but I decided it'll be better to be open about it from the get-go then to like, reveal it at some later date.

Though, I imagine letting them know early on would completely ruin my chances of being 'stealth'. Because kids talk. But whatever.