If I married a woman...

Dracofangxxx's picture

I think I'd crossdress around my kids...

...Just a thought...

Imagine that! It's be like, reverse-coming-out with my kids! Oh, you're eighteen? Well BAM HERE LOOK I HAVE BREASTS! >:D THAT IS RIGHT YOUR FATHER IS YAH MOTHER and we're just married wommenz it's aight.

Yo.

...I'unno. It's six forty right now and I'm tired as hell. I'm gonna make breakfast. *sulks away drooling and babbling to myself*

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swimmerguy's picture

To be a nitpicky bastard...

Guys have breasts too. They can get breast cancer.
Women have boobs.

"Words are useless, especially sentences. They don't stand for anything. How can they explain how I feel?"~Madonna, Bedtime Story

Dracofangxxx's picture

Shut up Chad ;D - There

Shut up Chad ;D
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There isn't a sharp line dividing humans from the rest of the animal kingdom. It's a very wuzzie line...and it's getting wuzzier all the time. - Jane Goodall.

ferrets's picture

lol

i would be pretty traumatized if my dad was a girl in secret...

if your ever super sad, just rember, you could have been a blowjob.

elph's picture

Putting it that way...

I never doubted my father. On the other hand, I must acknowledge that I have no conclusive evidence to the contrary :-)

Lol-taire's picture

There's a novel by Jackie

There's a novel by Jackie Kay which um... isn't exactly about that. But it about someone who finds out their father was actually biologically a woman. Based on a true story.

Riku's picture

I feel bad for your kids.

I feel bad for your kids. :P

This isn't completely related but, my kids will know that I'm trans. I haven't decided how I'm going to let them know but I decided it'll be better to be open about it from the get-go then to like, reveal it at some later date.

Though, I imagine letting them know early on would completely ruin my chances of being 'stealth'. Because kids talk. But whatever.