the pope is walking up to the gates of heaven.
saint peter: wow im suprised to see you here!
pope: well im the pope, where else would i be?
st. peter: well god is pretty pissed at you
pope: oh whys that?
st. peter: well you kept women from being priests yet again.
pope: (worried expression) is god really that upset
st peter: oh yeah she's furios!
XD i has a wierd sense of humor