things i would like to do before i die...

ferrets's picture

come out to my dad by shouting 'im a faggot!' at him
have a small apartment to myself and a cat and varies men i bring home
get married
addopt childs
work as a barista boy in one of the 300000000000 cofee houses in the world.
live in victoria, canada
date a blind guy
meat some of the ppl from oasis(points to chad and wolfcry)
visit a cathloc church
go back the next week to that cathloc church and see if anyone kicks me out for having a small 'its ok to be gay' pin on
see london
and rome
and ireland/scotland
tell a girl whos flirting with me 'sorry hunny, i like cock :/'
date a ftm trans guy
buy a ankle length royal puurple colored bath robe, and maching slippers and socks, then where them to starbucks, and just sit there reading next to a fire place allllll day until the starbucks people make me leave
be in a stage play of les misrables. as inspector javar (i assume thats not how its spelled)

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elph's picture

All are indeed possible...

...but just a bit curious:

"tell a girl whos flirting with me 'sorry hunny, i like c**k :/'"

Questions: (1) Yours or someone else's? (2) How prepared?

ferrets's picture

lol

for question one:both
guestion to: im not sure i understand the question

if your ever super sad, just rember, you could have been a blowjob.

elph's picture

Stewed...

...pickled, broiled, fried, baked, sautéed, diced, poached, skewered...

Or, maybe, raw?

Dracofangxxx's picture

Oooh I could help you with

Oooh I could help you with the FtM trans guy :3

*cough*
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swimmerguy's picture

I think...

That if I shouted "I'm a faggot" to my mom, she'd hit me. She hits me if I yell at all ):

"Words are useless, especially sentences. They don't stand for anything. How can they explain how I feel?"~Madonna, Bedtime Story

elph's picture

Sounds like...

...you have a great mother (despite her current level of acceptance and understanding).

Give her time. She'll come around :)

patnelsonchilds's picture

I am deeply, deeply hurt

I am deeply, deeply hurt that I am not on your list of Oasis people to meet. And after al I've done for you.

Having seen London (numerous time) and Rome, I can tell you that you definitely do need to see them, as both are fabulous, wonderful cities. I would also highly recommend that you go and visit Prague, my beloved and favorite city of all.

Various men? LOL! You're so cute, my fuzzy little mustelidae.

Good list.

*HUGS*

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- Pat Nelson Childs
"bringing strong gay & lesbian characters to Sci-Fi & Fantasy"

jeff's picture

Well...

If you look closely, he wants to 'meat' them, not 'meet' them. So, make more sense now? He is in for the booty calls...

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"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

patnelsonchilds's picture

Ah...

Yes, I see that now. Lol.

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- Pat Nelson Childs
"bringing strong gay & lesbian characters to Sci-Fi & Fantasy"

ferrets's picture

lol...

very clever jeff :) i would also like to MEET pat :)

if your ever super sad, just rember, you could have been a blowjob.

jeff's picture

Hmm...

Hmm, and what am I to think of that 'also'?!

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"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

elph's picture

You're becoming...

...even more cryptic than me ("I" for the novo-purists; gag).

Wolfcry's picture

AWWWWWWW MATTY MAKES ME FEEL

AWWWWWWW MATTY MAKES ME FEEL LOVED! I kinda wanna go to Dublin. XD

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