Hahaha, I really got my rival good today. She freaked out! Oh, my god, it was hilarious. She was saying a bunch of anti-gay slurs, and one of her friends threw a candy wrapper at me. I caught the wrapper, licked it, and pasted it onto my rival's arm. I have never seen someone throw such a huge fit in my entire life. It was fantastic.
However, not everything was fantastic today. We have to do this research paper for English. Originally, it didn't seem so bad since you could pick whatever you wanted. Some topics the teacher suggested were Vikings, Greek mythology, The Black Death, The French Revolution... You know, cool shit. But then she decided that we could only pick topics about people and things from our crappy little state, which SUCKS because no one gives a slimy pink shit about this place. >:C There weren't even any ninjas here! How can we be cool without ninjas? The only thing even remotely interesting was the whole Civil War thing, but for some reason none of that was in the list of topics to choose from, which is BULLSHIT!
And the librarian pisses me off. She talks to us like we're drooling imbeciles and feels the need to explain (in great detail) things we've known for years. UM, I KNOW HOW TO FIND BOOKS, THANKS.
In other news, today I daydreamed/slept a little all through geometry class because I had been bored to tears in the class before it and was half-asleep. I came to the conclusion there that I must learn some Swedish (all I know is "hej"), so I can go to Sweden and party with all the hot chicks. That's pretty high up on my list of things I must do before I die. Dude, I wonder where I could find some... Besides, you know, Sweden. Anyway, I then I decided I wanted a corn dog and some potatoes, but sadly I was unable to get either. Wow, I have such a weird mind. How exactly does one go from thinking about partying with some hot girls to thinking about food?
Anyway, it's my friend's birthday in a few days. Ugh, it has been so long since I've seen her. I hope she's doing well. Last time I tried to talk to her, she never answered, but then I heard she got into a fight with her stupid boyfriend that day, so... yeah. I wonder when I'll see her again. :(