Apparently I am both a whore and "unable to get any" at the same time.

Super Duck's picture

Oh, wow, one of the old teachers died... I had her for computer class in the seventh grade. She always appreciated my digital "art" that I made on Paint before class each day. (Looking back, though, it was absolutely horrible. Thank heavens for improvement!)

In other news, I got into a gigantic bitch-fest today, and the snowcone stand opened back up! I love the snowcone stand!

There is a snowcone stand that opens in late March/early April and closes in September. I went there today. I got my favorite kind of snowcone ever, which is half mango and half creamsicle. The mango is super sour, and the creamsicle is super sweet, so it balances out. And the girl at the snowcone stand was soooo cute! I was so embarrassed to talk to her because of how disgusting I look on school days. No, seriously, I don't even look like myself. The school uniform is ill-fitting and unflattering, and I never have time in the mornings to fix my hair properly or put on makeup. I'd have to get up at like, 4 AM, and I barely get any sleep as it is. I look disgusting.

Speaking of not being happy with one's apperance, I hate it when my friend says she isn't beautiful. I can't stand for her to say those things about herself. (On facebook, someone told her she was pretty, and she said, "What? You probably forgot your glasses.") If she is not beautiful, then there is no such thing!

Oh, yeah, the bitch-fest! I almost forgot. There is this girl who has been mean to me ever since we were twelve. She is very full of herself, and she's a bit of a skank. Yesterday, she punched me because I talked to my rival. Today during lunch, I had to ask my rival a question about our biology test. Skank Bitch did NOT like that...

Skank Bitch: WHY do you always ask my friends for stuff?
Me: WHY can't you mind your own business?
Skank Bitch: You're a whore.
Me: Umm, pretty sure that's you...
Skank Bitch: At least I can get some!

How can I be a whore when I can't get any!? Hahaha, what the hell?

Me: Yeah, you've probably "gotten some" from everyone in town!
Skank Bitch: Just turn your stupid lesbian ass around and drink your water.
Me: I don't have to listen to an ugly slut such as yourself.
Skank Bitch: You say that like it's a bad thing! I am not insulted!
Me: Well, you HAVE done it all!
Skank Bitch: Well, not all of it.
Me: Oh, shut up. You probably have every STD known to man.
Skank Bitch: Well, at least I will be able to get married some day!

Oooh, that was low. Guess what? SO WILL I! Does she really think I'm going to live in Satan's Asshole-- I mean, the Bible Belt, forever?

Still, that was low and uncalled for. So I said this:

Me: Getting married? You? You'll never be able to settle down... You'll never know about responsibility or anything. The only thing you know how to do is suck dick.

Everyone in the vicinity gets kind of quiet and shocked that I went there. Still, she tries to argue back.

Skank Bitch: Well, it's better than eating pussy!
Me: Oh, you would know, wouldn't you?
Skank Bitch: Uh, I don't SWING that way.

This is the girl that kept saying her lesbian friend was hot. Wow.

Anyway, the bell rang and broke up the argument. But seriously, do I have a "Please Give Me a Hard Time About Everything" sign taped to my back or something?

I hate it here. I hate everything about this school, this town, this state. Almost everyone here sucks. I live about four hours away from the whole Itawamba prom scandal thing. I bring this up because I always have to go to a Mississippi news site for school each week. I'm on there right now, and one of the headlines is related to the issue. I just hate seeing all the comments on the articles regarding this. 80% of them suck. It's so depressing that people really think this way. I'm pretty sure the sky isn't going to crash down and kill everyone just because a gay couple went to prom. It's not her fault, it's the school's. It's the school's fault because they just had to go and be self-righteous assholes, just like all the other knuckle-dragging, gun-toting, gay-bashing redneck/Neanderthal hybrids who seem to congregate in this part of the country.

Yeah, um, I really hate Mississippi. I've spent fifteen years here, and that's sixteen too many. If I ranted about everything I don't like here, I would break the internet with my RAAAAAGE. These last three years can't pass fast enough...

Sorry about all that. I just hate where I live. A LOT.

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loreonpravus's picture

"In other news, I got into a

"In other news, I got into a gigantic bitch-fest today, and the snowcone stand opened back up! I love the snowcone stand!"

BWAHAHAHAHA. You make me laugh =D

You're pretty good at coming up with clever comebacks...still. The bitch.

Just hang in there. Nothing lasts forever. When you move away, one day, rent a hot car and get some hot girls to sit in it, then go back and drive around and gloat.

Super Duck's picture

I know, and yes, that will

I know, and yes, that will be the greatest revenge ever! >:3

BBNiNi's picture

hm

i should come and rescue you from there and bring you here where not that much hate happens (it's kind of rare to see it here...) :D but you have to put up with the cold and the rain...............

Super Duck's picture

I would gladly put up with

I would gladly put up with the cold and rain in order to escape these people. D:

rythmn_n_rhyme_grrl's picture

Or come to Oregon to visist

Or come to Oregon to visist me! Although it rains here too :/ bleh

Super Duck's picture

I don't mind the rain! I'd

I don't mind the rain! I'd take rain over ignorant people any day. D: I'd say it's a fair trade.

Dracofangxxx's picture

Live with me .___. Right

Live with me .___.

Right now.

:D It'll be funnnn! We can do whatever Super Ducks like to do!
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You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

Super Duck's picture

YAAAY! We could get

YAAAY! We could get snowcones and throw candy at people and go around making no sense and and and it would be awesome!

Dracofangxxx's picture

OMG I think I love you

OMG

I think I love you ;A;

Snowcones are THE SHIT DAWG. And we'll only throw the gross candy that we don't like! That way we'll please some people. But we still get all the good kinds :D
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You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

Super Duck's picture

The snowcone stand I go to

The snowcone stand I go to is pretty much my favorite place ever. Lots of cute girls work there. And they sell SNOWCONES! :D (Why, oh why can't it be open year-round?)