lmao rival

Super Duck's picture

So, the rival can't make up her mind. It's hilarious! A few weeks ago, she said I'm "gayer than the average bear", but tonight I am apparently not gay at all, according to her.

Rival: I BET YOU AREN'T EVEN GAY
Me: Really?
Rival: YOU JUST LIKE MAKING PEOPLE THINK YOU EAT CARPET

At this point, I busted out laughing. I mean, this is just so... absurd! XD Who argues about this?! I asked her why she thought I was straight and was expecting some asinine comment about my appearance and fashion or about my hands (Seriously, I don't have the "gay hands". What is wrong with me? D: Am I just a freak of nature?) or something along those lines. But what I got was 10 times better.

Rival: I DUNNO YOU JUST AREN'T! I HAVE NEVER, EVER, EVER THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY EVER SO THERE

(She types in all caps, by the way.)

Lovely reasoning there, rival. Sorry, but I'm undeniably, 110%, a true-blue lesbian.

I just thought I'd share. It pretty much made my day. Stupid rival is stupid! :p

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Dracofangxxx's picture

Ooh I have gay hands! :D

Ooh I have gay hands! :D More on my left though.

110 percent? ;D So you've got more than enough gay to go around, eh? I'd like sommuhdat XD
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You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

Super Duck's picture

I am seriously convinced

I am seriously convinced that something is wrong with me. XD Umm, if I slant my fingers a certain way, I can fake it, but... D: Psssh, don't listen to my hands. They LIE! I am Super Duck the Super Gay!

You can have the extra 10%, but I would like to keep most of my epic gayness for myself!

Dracofangxxx's picture

Haha. Listen to your hands?

Haha. Listen to your hands? Never, my dear. Hands can be so misleading sometimes! Did you know you're on my top five list of favorite Oasians? :D You're so hilarious.
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You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

Super Duck's picture

:D I am? I feel special!

:D I am? I feel special!

Dracofangxxx's picture

You're extremely special. So

You're extremely special. So special I'm going through all these old replies >:D
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You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

Hakase's picture

My girlfriend has gay hands,

My girlfriend has gay hands, but I don't. In fact, I have really feminine hands. My index finger is noticeably longer than my ring finger. Considering what I've done with these hands though, I'd say they're still extremely gay. ;D

Super Duck's picture

YES, someone else whose

YES, someone else whose hands defy science! XD

Mine are like that too. The index finger is a good bit longer than the ring finger on both hands. Except I'm a fifteen-year-old loser, so my hands haven't yet had a chance to prove their homosexuality. Hahaha!

holahaveamuffin18's picture

honestly, i would have been

honestly, i would have been like, "oh, so you want proof? i'm free on saturday."
then she'd get pissed and leave :P

Super Duck's picture

Haha, that would've been

Haha, that would've been amazing! She would've just been like, shocked beyond all words. I'll have to remember that!

Riku's picture

Pshh, I wouldn't be worried

Pshh, I wouldn't be worried if your hands aren't 'gay'. haha. Those are just averages. That doesn't mean there aren't outliers.

Super Duck's picture

I know. :p It just strikes

I know. :p It just strikes me as a little weird.