So, the rival can't make up her mind. It's hilarious! A few weeks ago, she said I'm "gayer than the average bear", but tonight I am apparently not gay at all, according to her.
Rival: I BET YOU AREN'T EVEN GAY
Rival: YOU JUST LIKE MAKING PEOPLE THINK YOU EAT CARPET
At this point, I busted out laughing. I mean, this is just so... absurd! XD Who argues about this?! I asked her why she thought I was straight and was expecting some asinine comment about my appearance and fashion or about my hands (Seriously, I don't have the "gay hands". What is wrong with me? D: Am I just a freak of nature?) or something along those lines. But what I got was 10 times better.
Rival: I DUNNO YOU JUST AREN'T! I HAVE NEVER, EVER, EVER THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY EVER SO THERE
(She types in all caps, by the way.)
Lovely reasoning there, rival. Sorry, but I'm undeniably, 110%, a true-blue lesbian.
I just thought I'd share. It pretty much made my day. Stupid rival is stupid! :p