I just owned... No, I did more than that; I don't think there's even a verb for what I did. I completely and totally just made French Class Girl look like a gigantic asshole, then rendered her speechless.
This was not unwarranted. I'm sure most of you know about the recent controversy over a girl here in Mississippi wanting to take her girlfriend to the prom. (My friend just made me so proud by supporting the girl! ♥ I wish my friend wasn't so far away, so I could give her a big hug...) Well, Miss French Class Girl, queen of the closet cases, was ENRAGED by the fact that someone would dare try and take a same-sex date to a dance! She posted this really bitchy thing on facebook, and I felt the need to comment.
I very calmly asked French Class Girl how it would hurt anyone if this girl went to the prom. She had a giant fit and replied back, telling me to shut the fuck up and kiss her ass. I said I'd really prefer not to, and I asked her why she was being so rude. I also asked her why she was so afraid of dissent. She did not answer either question and made some shitty remark I don't remember all that well, and I said, "Just come out of the closet."
She never replied back.
But that's not even the best part. After I had finished arguing, a girl she absolutely ADORES enters the fray and basically tells her to suck it 'cause I'm right, and she's wrong. (It was not Irritating Girl, but rather some senior French Class Girl seems to have a thing for. The senior is really cool, though, from what I can tell.)
It was the greatest. THE GREATEST!
Haha, oh, some random ass told me to get a life because I had the audacity to DISAGREE with French Class Girl. Oh, I am soooo hurt! In fact, I just might go throw myself off my house. A random girl I will never meet hates me!
Ahahaha, fuck them. French Class Girl, you, I, and the entire internet all know that all you want is a gaping mouthful of pussy, so shut up. I have more of a life than you ever will because I am not some self-loathing bitch with anger issues who cries to her friends every time someone has a different opinion. Stick to Irritating Girl; that senior is too good for you.
...Oh, my god. This is the meanest I have ever been to anyone in my entire life. Wow. I feel kinda bad now.