Blarg.

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My friend seems really upset right now. She posted a bunch of depressing crap on facebook, and apparently her stupid freaking boyfriend lied to her and mistreated her. I knew he was secretly completely, totally, and utterly a douchebag! I knew it! All her boyfriends always are! (Maybe that's a sign she should switch to Super Ducks. We're great, you know. This particular Super Duck would treat her like a princess and never, ever hurt her...) But I feel so horrible for her. :( I just want to track her down and give her a big hug, and I wish I was still at school so I could find [That Guy] and destroy him... VIOLENTLY. How could he do such a thing?

Sooo, anyway, I had these really epic plans for my long weekend, but they got messed up and pushed to next weekend. My mom and I were going to go to Louisiana and see her boyfriend and his kids. I was going to eat cheeseburger pizza and play the N64 with the younger son and go shopping and check out hot girls. But then my mom's dad started having some serious issues and might die, so now we can't.

...Wait, shit, I can't go out of town next weekend. I have a party and a play to go to. Goddammit!

My mom is SUPPOSED to be going to see him. Note the "supposed". She left home in a huge hurry, and she was trying to persuade me into going. I didn't because I... really fucking hate that part of Tennessee. I fight tooth and nail every time the possibility of going is even so much as brought up. I was forced to go there so much when I was younger, and I've grown to resent it sooo much. Anyway, that's a whole other can of worms. I don't want to talk about it. The point of this paragraph was that she said that if I went, we wouldn't spend "that much time at the hospital" and we would do some shopping there. WTF? What is wrong with her!? She is supposed to go and see her dying father! She is supposed to be sad, not shop! Why is she even thinking about that?

She got me out of school early because she was upset and did not want to drive home by herself. He did die, actually, but was revived. My mom is probably there by now.

I should probably be a lot more upset than I am, but he hasn't died again. :S He is old, and he has smoked ever since he was 13. It's kind of inevitable that he's going to have some problems now. Save the tears for when/if he actually does die. There's a chance he won't, anyway. That's how I see it, anyway... You gotta think positive.

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Dracofangxxx's picture

I agree, the Super Ducks are

I agree, the Super Ducks are the best.

:D

And I'm sorry :/ At least you got outta school, right?
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You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

Super Duck's picture

Super Ducks are indeed the

Super Ducks are indeed the greatest! 34 out of 5 doctors agree!

Yeah... He's doing a lot better now, my mom says. He will more than likely be okay.