Dear French Class Girl: My mother is not into teenage girls.

Super Duck's picture

I totally forgot about the Day of Silence. D: /fails

I did it a couple of years ago. I can't really remember why I didn't do it last year. I think it was because of my ultra-conservative and intimidating history teacher. When I did it two years ago, though, it went totally fine.

One of those guys that always gets on my nerves called me fat, and a bunch of people heard, so they shunned him for like an hour. :D He felt like a total douche!

French Class Girl and my mom are now facebook friends. Haha! Today in class she sang a song about adding my mom... Um, WOWWW.

I don't really even remember how it went. It just included the line, "And when I get home today, I'm going to add Super Duck's mom on facebook~!"

She did, and my mom accepted and wrote on her facebook wall. Probably made her day.

What is with this obsession with my mother!? I seriously do not understand. I told one of my friends about it. He looked at me, gasped, and said, "OH NO! She has discovered MILFs!" And then we pretty much died laughing.

Why must it be MY mom? D:


Dracofangxxx's picture

Cuz... She's... Doin' yer

Cuz... She's...
Doin' yer mom? O__O

You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

Super Duck's picture

I'd hope my mom has higher standards than that. XD

I should tell my mom to make her facebook status "is not interested in 17-year-old girls, especially ones that are named French Class Girl."

I still don't get why it has to be MY mom. D: It's especially disturbing because I look almost exactly like my mom did when she was in high school, which means I'll probably look the way she does now in 25 years, which means French Class Girl will find me attractive if she ever sees me then. D8

ferrets's picture

well then...

at least she isnt threatening ur mums life

"...I find it kinda funny,I find it kinda sad, that the dreams where i am dieing are the best I've ever had..." -gary jules

Super Duck's picture

Well, true. But the fact

Well, true. But the fact that French Class Girl has a thing for my mother is quite possibly the most disturbing thing I've ever encountered.

stardust's picture

she's facebook

friends with your mom? That's...strange?

Don't feel too bad. I forgot about the day of silence too. Then I briefly remembered, and then I forgot again until I saw your post just a moment ago. There's always next year. Or maybe you could just pick another day and be silent on that day, in solidarity?

Super Duck's picture

She became facebook friends

She became facebook friends with my mom because she thinks she's hot. D:

Yes, there's always next year! I'll mark the calendar this next time.

jeff's picture


If she can't have you, she wants the next best thing.

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

Super Duck's picture

Hehe, too bad she can't have

Hehe, too bad she can't have my mom either. I don't think my mom's boyfriend (or the law, for that matter!) would be too happy with that.

jeff's picture


That's your Mom's decision. Not yours. ;-)

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

Super Duck's picture

True, but I HIGHLY doubt my

True, but I HIGHLY doubt my mom is going to leave her boyfriend for a 17-year-old. XD And even if she was gonna break the law, it would surely be with someone who wasn't weird like French Class Girl!