Irritating Girl and her friends think it's so cute and funny to steal all my shit. No, I probably shouldn't have left my purse on the table while I went to go throw my trash away, but there were freaking teachers standing 5 feet away, and I would only be gone for about thirty seconds, so I figured it would be alright. When I came back, they had stolen it. I was so pissed. Stupid teachers didn't even notice. My rival told me it was in Irritating Girl's backpack, so I went over to it and attempted to open it, but was slapped away by Irritating Girl. She told me to go away because I was fat. All her friends started laughing, which was really ironic considering her friends are almost all twice my size, and the one who isn't is really not that much smaller than me. Yeah, I might be fat, but at least I can exercise. In fact, I'm going to go do so right after I finish this post. Irritating Girl, on the other hand, is forever stuck with her horrible ugliness. :)
I did eventually get my stuff back. Irritating Girl's disgustingly slutty friend was hiding it in her backpack. I probably should go wash it. I bet it touched used condoms or something. Eww, syphilis!
One of my guy friends was telling me all about the time he liked this girl, then found out they were cousins. Man, that would suck soooo much... Then, French Class Girl passed by. He knows all about her, but he hadn't actually seen her until today.
Me: Wait, I hate to interrupt your story, but that's her! It's French Class Girl!
Him: Which one?
Me: The one holding the phone.
Him: OH MY GOD SHE'S SO HOT!
I seriously just stared at him for a few moments in complete and total shock. How can anyone... Oh, god, I can't even begin to think of it. Eww. French Class Girl really isn't that horribly ugly like Irritating Girl, but she's totally not sexy either. And she's ridiculous! Then he said, "I can't believe it! She doesn't look like a lesbian at all!" so I got mad at him because I hate when people say that kind of thing. We don't all look alike, you know! :p He seems like the type of person who'd know better. (He kinda did something similar to me when I told him about myself. He was kinda like, "...wow.") But I was way too busy being disturbed by the fact that he thinks she's hot to even try to educate him.
Field trip tomorrow! Yesss! I can't wait to show everyone that there is indeed a person under all that awfully baggy school clothing. The only thing I am not excited about is the fact that we're taking the crappy bus. And maybe there will be hot girls there! (Shut up, it's totally possible for hot girls to be at a science museum! The hottest girl I've ever known is a huge science geek.) Yay, hot girls!