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Irritating Girl and her friends think it's so cute and funny to steal all my shit. No, I probably shouldn't have left my purse on the table while I went to go throw my trash away, but there were freaking teachers standing 5 feet away, and I would only be gone for about thirty seconds, so I figured it would be alright. When I came back, they had stolen it. I was so pissed. Stupid teachers didn't even notice. My rival told me it was in Irritating Girl's backpack, so I went over to it and attempted to open it, but was slapped away by Irritating Girl. She told me to go away because I was fat. All her friends started laughing, which was really ironic considering her friends are almost all twice my size, and the one who isn't is really not that much smaller than me. Yeah, I might be fat, but at least I can exercise. In fact, I'm going to go do so right after I finish this post. Irritating Girl, on the other hand, is forever stuck with her horrible ugliness. :)

I did eventually get my stuff back. Irritating Girl's disgustingly slutty friend was hiding it in her backpack. I probably should go wash it. I bet it touched used condoms or something. Eww, syphilis!

One of my guy friends was telling me all about the time he liked this girl, then found out they were cousins. Man, that would suck soooo much... Then, French Class Girl passed by. He knows all about her, but he hadn't actually seen her until today.

Me: Wait, I hate to interrupt your story, but that's her! It's French Class Girl!
Him: Which one?
Me: The one holding the phone.
Him: ...
Me: What?
Him: OH MY GOD SHE'S SO HOT!

I seriously just stared at him for a few moments in complete and total shock. How can anyone... Oh, god, I can't even begin to think of it. Eww. French Class Girl really isn't that horribly ugly like Irritating Girl, but she's totally not sexy either. And she's ridiculous! Then he said, "I can't believe it! She doesn't look like a lesbian at all!" so I got mad at him because I hate when people say that kind of thing. We don't all look alike, you know! :p He seems like the type of person who'd know better. (He kinda did something similar to me when I told him about myself. He was kinda like, "...wow.") But I was way too busy being disturbed by the fact that he thinks she's hot to even try to educate him.

Field trip tomorrow! Yesss! I can't wait to show everyone that there is indeed a person under all that awfully baggy school clothing. The only thing I am not excited about is the fact that we're taking the crappy bus. And maybe there will be hot girls there! (Shut up, it's totally possible for hot girls to be at a science museum! The hottest girl I've ever known is a huge science geek.) Yay, hot girls!

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Splash's picture

I love the turtle and the

I love the turtle and the mushroom cloud... :-)

~~~ the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses ~ e e cummings ~~~

Super Duck's picture

I do too. It's pretty great!

I do too. It's pretty great!

625539's picture

AHAHAHAHAH LOVE THE

AHAHAHAHAH LOVE THE PHOTO.
IT'S AWESOME.

Super Duck's picture

It's the only way to

It's the only way to accurately show my reaction. :D I seriously thought he had lost his mind!

lamb_da's picture

i need to see what she and

i need to see what she and irratating girl look like again....then i can react in some way....fb message me :)

Hi, I'm a reading Rainbow! :)

Super Duck's picture

Okay, I will! :3

Okay, I will! :3

overthinkinit's picture

:D

HAHAHAHA that turtle just -made- my day... you crack me up :)

Super Duck's picture

:) The turtle is pretty

:)

The turtle is pretty awesome.

lamb_da's picture

and NOW for the proper reaction!

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Hi, I'm a reading Rainbow! :)

Super Duck's picture

That's basically what I was

That's basically what I was like. XD I was 29834 times more grossed out by the fact that he thought she was hot than by the fact that he once liked his cousin. He was all, "Aww, it's too bad that she's a lesbian..." and I was like, "OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?" And then we argued about whether or not she's hot. I don't even see how he could put up an argument! I mean, it's FRENCH CLASS GIRL! D:

Dracofangxxx's picture

WHAT. HOT? WHATWHATWHAT

WHAT.

HOT?

WHATWHATWHAT NONONONONO EWW

THE PICTURE, IT SUMS UP MY REACTION AS WELL
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You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

Super Duck's picture

SHE IS SOOOO NOT HOT! D8 I

SHE IS SOOOO NOT HOT! D8 I don't even get how he can think that! Maybe he needs to get his eyes checked or something. There is NOTHING sexy about French Class Girl!

I freaked out so badly that I'm sure he'll come up to me on Monday and say, "It's too bad she's a lesbian!" or "Oh, you have class with that hot girl next!"

BARF BARF BARF BARF.