INTIMATE FACE TOUCHING and best father evar

Dracofangxxx's picture

THAT IS THE WEIRDEST COMBINATION OF TITLES EVER
But.
The first part will come later.

I dunno, I just thought about it. I have the best father ever :D He always buys me the stuff I want, never yells at me, is always proud of me, and all that awesome junk.

Ohkay, sure, he's embarrassing. But everyone else thinks he's funny. So that's alright.

I think dad's better than mom, which is mean, but... When I was little, I didn't take baths with mother. I took them with dad or my sister. Haha. Which is probably like "Eww, you took baths with your DAD?" to you guys, but it was totally fun. We played the animal naming game! :D Which is sorta like twenty questions but just with animals XDDD

I was a little kid, too. He was decent enough to keep a washcloth over the "stuff" so I didn't have my innocence taken away hahahaha... We'd always sit at the opposite ends of the bathtub so it wasn't like SUPER TOUCHY BATH TIME. It was really cool now that I remember it.

Hmm. Anyways. I'm sick. I got super-sick yesterday and I HATE IT CUZ IT IS THE WEEKEND WHY and so I have been doing all the fun sick stuff. I totally forgot about an art trade with one of my friends so I'm doing that right now P:

BACK TO THE INTIMATE FACE TOUCHINGGGGG

So you guys aren't all anxious or something.

I like hugging people.
And you know when you hug someone, you usually end up with a shoulder in your face?
Well.
I like hugging T too. And we sort of hug differently. Where our cheeks touch. And usually his hair is in the way so it's like "oh, no big deal".
But it wasn't this time. It was BARE CHEEK ON CHEEK ACTION HELL YEAH
and I was thinking "Wow this feels really... Intimate!" and then Red (nickname) walks by and is like "WHOO! INTIMATE FACE TOUCHING ACTION!" and it was really awakwardly hilarious...

In twenty years, will you remember me?
In three months, will you miss me?
In a heartbeat, would you comfort me?

If I asked you, would you say you know me?
If I cried, would you hold me?
If I was hurt, would you stand by my side?

If I died today, could you say you knew me?

Do you know me?

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Super Duck's picture

"Intimate face touching" is

"Intimate face touching" is my new favorite phrase. Ever.

Dracofangxxx's picture

It's mine too. Red's

It's mine too. Red's prettyyyyyy freakin' hilarious.

...I think the scariest part was we were BOTH THINKING THE SAME THING.
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You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

Nanook's picture

When I heard intimate face

When I heard intimate face touching I was like, "Oh okay... So macking". And just as has Super Duck has declared, it is now my favorite word ever. I do it all the time with mah kitty, Matilda, and my uncle's pup, Jacob (in no way related to Twilight, I assure you).

Dracofangxxx's picture

Hahaha, yeah, I figured it'd

Hahaha, yeah, I figured it'd intruigue people enough to read XD

YOU'RE SNOGGING A WOLF. I KNEW IT.

AHAHAHA.

;D
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You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

HannahPajama's picture

THAT LAST PART has a line

THAT LAST PART has a line from J. Reyez, no?

asdkjflsdkj I <3 youuuuuuu ;A;

Dracofangxxx's picture

I guess it does I <3 you

I guess it does

I <3 you too.
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You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

jeff's picture

Uhh...

Creepiest title ever.

When I hug people, I don't end up with a shoulder in my face, cuz I'm tall.

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"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

Dracofangxxx's picture

I'm glad I creeped you out >8D

Because it was my goal.

And yeah, I'm super-short. I'm five foot 1/4.
WHICH IS REALLY SHORT AT MY SCHOOL APPARENTLY .____.
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You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

Lehcure's picture

"bare cheek on cheek

"bare cheek on cheek action"
ohh jeez, you make me laugh a lot.

Dracofangxxx's picture

I am so glad I make you

I am so glad I make you laugh XD
but it was some epic cheek-to-cheek feelin's. Really.
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You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

Lehcure's picture

Well that's totally awesome

Well that's totally awesome then. Also way more action than I've gotten in a few weeks ;P haha go you!