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Super Duck's picture

My English teacher is reading Sarah Palin's book. x(

An interesting discussion took place during that class today. We were talking about this new guy who is apparently a little mean, and the teacher mentioned how stuck-up and snobbish the school is, and that it's probably really hard to be the new guy. This is true; my school is absolutely awful. Then, we got into a discussion about how badly Mississippi sucks. Surprisingly, everyone agreed. And I mean everyone.

You know those two guys who always try to push me around? The ones who tell me not to talk because I have a "funny accent" and always ask me how many girls I plan to rape? You'll never believe what one of them said.

"Yeah, I really hate it here. Everyone is so judgmental of anyone who is different."


I wanted to yell, "You mean like YOU!?" but I decided not to start shit. I am so shocked that someone could be so inconsistent. Just three hours before that, he was calling me names and, of course, picking on that "funny accent". It's every fucking day.

It pisses me off that he is so STUPID! He is exactly what he hates about this place. Mississippi sucks because of people like himself! How can he not see this?

In other news, I totally bombed my French test. I just know it. Eeek. But if I did, then everyone in the class did, so it's okay. French Class Girl got super freaking pissed because I said that the test was hard. I'm not allowed to complain about any French tests ever, apparently, because she thinks I'm some kind of French genius wizard person or something. God, she's so ridiculous. And WEIRD! How on earth does she manage it? How can anyone be so... so... French Class Girl-ish? How!? I can't even begin to imagine acting like she does. Can you? I mean, wouldn't you ever get the urge to slap yourself in the face for being so stupid? I know I would!

Also, I'm going on an all-day field trip on Friday! We're going to a museum. I don't actually know what we're going to do there, but I'm excited to miss school. Haha. And we don't have to wear our school uniforms, so everyone will finally realize that I actually do own clothes that fit properly. There is also apparently a rumor going around that I am emo, so hopefully that will stop once they see me in bright clothing. >:|

I really hate my school clothes, in case you can't tell. They make me look so fat and horrible and short and shapeless. Not good for my already extremely low self-esteem.

OH MY GOD. I think my friend just broke up with her fail-boyfriend. Let's hope she doesn't get another one! Her boyfriends are always so stupid. I used to think that maybe they were just stupid because I was jealous of them, but now I am convinced that maybe they are actually stupid. I think she needs to stop getting them and start getting girlfriends instead, specifically ones named Super Duck.

I'm really ready for school to be over, but I am very distressed that it is already the second-to-last week in April. The month of May + Super Duck = no. I don't want it to become May because when it does, I will have spent an entire unproductive year in hell. I don't want to accept that I have felt like this for that long. I can't even really describe what "this" is. It's just... shitty, for lack of a better word. :S

Wow, I totally lost my point here. What was this even about...?


Just Dave's picture


I critiqued a girl in our grade by calling her The French Class Girl of our high school. Nobody knew what I was talking about. I credit you with this.

It sucks that people at your school are such idiots, by the way. Just focus on how intelligent and open-minded people will seem once you leave there; this has been an integral part of my strategy for the last 3 years.

Super Duck's picture

That is AMAZING! Hahaha! I

That is AMAZING! Hahaha!

I know, I can't wait to get out of school... It's going to be so great when I do!

hellonwheels's picture

did it ever occur to you...

that aforementioned judgemental guy could be hiding something...religious beliefs, sexuality, half-race, etc? he might be just as tired of it as you, and only lashing out to protect his own image/ ego. often times people use their own insecurities in defense.

btw, i thought it was awesome you mentioned yourself in third person referring to your friend.


Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane, i'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train- the ozzman

Super Duck's picture

Hmm, that's possible. He

Hmm, that's possible. He doesn't really seem like it, though, but he could totally be hiding something.