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Super Duck's picture

UGH I HATE THOSE GUYS. Thank goodness there are only 2 weeks of school left, and then I won't have to sit by them. Someone was talking about their family disapproving of their cousin's interracial marriage, and of course, these guys found a way to twist it.

Guy 1: If I had a son, I wouldn't disown him if he married a woman of another race, but I totally would if he was gay.
Me: That's pretty crappy, don't you think?
Guy 2: No. He'd suck dick and therefore deserve it.
Guy 1: It's okay if he marries a woman, even if she's a different race, because they could still have babies.
Me: What if he chose not to have any children?
Guy 1: Well, it would still be okay.
Me: But you'd disown him if he was gay?
Guy 1: Yes.
Me: Your logic confuses me.

They mess up my morning. Every. Single. Morning. I can't wait to be rid of them.

The last couple of weeks of school always suck because the teachers try to cram everything in. I will have at least 4 tests between now and the end of school. Why!? Why can't they just accept the fact that they don't have time to do all the shit they wanted to do? D: Also, the geometry final is going to be a total bitch.

While I'm ranting about school, do you know what's insulting? I am utterly offended by the fact that my English teacher feels the need to review shit like NOUNS and VERBS and ADJECTIVES ajdlskfjdslkfj. I HATE GOING OVER THAT STUFF! It bores me! I have it down! I've had it down since the third grade! Now, maybe I am just blessed with a good understanding of this sort of thing, but this is a high school Honors class! If you don't know what a noun is, you need to get the fuck out!

Hehe, this reminds me of what French Class Girl does. She always brags about how wonderful she is at English and grammar, but then she'll write things like "their stupid" and "its amazing." Silly French Class Girl, grammar is for smart people!

She needs to watch where she's going. She almost ran right into me today, and I'm about eye-level with her chin, which means her chest would go somewhat into my face if she bumped into me. D: I do not want any part of that in my face. At all. EVER. The thought alone frightens me. In fact, that frightens me so much that I'm going to type about kittens just to clear that awful, awful image.

Kittens are so cute and fluffy, you know? I remember when my cat was a kitten. Sure, he peed on the couch a lot, but he was so tiny that you could hold him in your hand! Aww~! <3

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Riku's picture

Okay, first of all, that

Okay, first of all, that he'd even consider the possibility of his son marrying a woman of a 'different race' to be an issue at all infuriates me. Second of all, that he'd even consider the possibility of his son being gay to be an issue at all infuriates me... And um.. I think you can tell where this is going.

Haha, I'm actually not too good at English Grammar. >_> I can usually work it out if I am typing. (If I can be bothered to.) But categorizing words... Ughhhh. It was very confusing. I think most of it was the book we were using however.

Also, kittens are the best. Yay kittens! :)

Super Duck's picture

They do stuff like that

They do stuff like that every day. It's so... infuriating. They also suggested "going into a second Civil War over the gays" and "kicking the North's ass." I think they're just stupid or something. I can't wait for school to end.

But surely you at least know that a noun is a person, place, or thing? :p My teacher spent 20 minutes explaining that. It was infuriating.

I know! Kittens are just soooo adorable! :D

Riku's picture

I would have such a hard

I would have such a hard time not screaming at them... You have my sympathies.

Okay, 20 minutes explaining that a noun is a person, place, thing, or idea, is quite much. In my English class we went over parts of speech but basically our teacher gave us a textbook with explanation and an assignment in it and we were left to our own devices. Then we'd all correct together and he'd explain things then where people had trouble.

I love kittens, neither of my cats are kittens anymore, but they were the cutest of kittens. (Now they are the silliest of cats.) :)

Splash's picture

20 minutes? really?

Schoolhouse Rock can do it in three:

In other news, someone brought a six-week-old black kitten to my choir class last Friday. It was tiny and fuzzy and adorable :-), but I think it was kind of scared and wanted to be home with its mommy cat. :-(

~~~ the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses ~ e e cummings ~~~

Super Duck's picture

Aww, that reminds me of the

Aww, that reminds me of the time I found a lost little kitten outside of school one day. It was so scared and wouldn't let anyone get close to it. I tried to find its mommy, but I couldn't and eventually just gave it to a teacher.

Dracofangxxx's picture

Ohyes

I'm the short one, so you just gave me an idea...
I may just go around school walking into girls so I get a facefull of boobies.
Thank you for that.
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You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

Super Duck's picture

If my school magically

If my school magically gained a large population of hot, tall girls, I'd totally use the fact that I'm only 5'3" to my advantage. XD It would be AWESOME!

Dracofangxxx's picture

I'z 5 1/4 XD you're barely taller than me.

And then I would dress up as a motorboat for Halloween.

Bbblblblblblblblbllblblblblblblbllblblblblll!
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You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

Nanook's picture

Kitten...! : D

Super Duck's picture

KITTYYYYY! So cute!

KITTYYYYY! So cute!

Nanook's picture

Her name's Matilda. = ]

Her name's Matilda. = ]

BBNiNi's picture

Psh

what if it were a person of a different race AND they were gay? what then? they remind me of some people at my school >_>

kittens = <3 :D :D :D

haha, yeaaah, what Dracofang said, that'd be awesome...

Super Duck's picture

Hmm, I think then, the guy's

Hmm, I think then, the guy's head would explode.

And yeah, it would! Haha! Too bad there aren't any hot and tall girls at my school...