It's time for the Percolator! *Crash* ... it went into my-

swimmerguy's picture

Quickly, in case anyone has noticed, I've been gone for over a week, and after today, I might be able to fit in a couple quick jaunts, but I'll most likely be gone for anywhere from 2 weeks to 3 months, and, there's a possibility I'll be much reduced even past then. For a long time.

Quick synopsis: I watched a movie on my computer. My parents both hate that with the passion of a thousand suns, for reasons they have tried to explain, but remain completely not understood by me. I thought they'd be okay if they were watching tv downstairs, and therefore I couldn't watch the movie down there, but apparently not.
They said I should have asked first, because they didn't like it, and they took away my computer. My mom said it'd be till the end of August, but, I think, with a little luck, I have a few things I can do to put her in a good mood, and maybe get it back sometime after school goes out.
Because, what am I going to do if I have no computer during summer? Probably die of boredom...
And, she said that after summer, I can only use my computer downstairs, in the big central room, in which there's no way I can put my heart on Oasis, or type out raunchy PM's to ferrets, or even come here at all until I come out to her.

Anyway, yeah, I made a big mistake, and so, they took my computer. They're letting me use it now while they're in Seattle so I can work on schoolwork.
And, I have to go do that now.

P.S. title is an inside joke. Talk to Dracofang if you really want to hear it.


ferrets's picture


eqeuls three = win
"you percolate on that glass table girl!"
"you know everyones going to remeber her as that really frunk ass chick who broke the cofee table"

"...I find it kinda funny,I find it kinda sad, that the dreams where i am dieing are the best I've ever had..." -gary jules

swimmerguy's picture

For anyone that gets what ferrets is talking about...

The joke was, I think my mom did the percolator on a glass table, and then it went into her- which is the reason she's so angsty.

No one escapes from life alive

jeff's picture


What movie was it?

And, of course we noticed!

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

Just Dave's picture

Not a Movie

I wrote something really stupid here, so let's pretend this comment never happened and move on.

Dracofangxxx's picture


Yeahhhh, your mom definitely did some percolatin'.

Glad we can hear from ya' though! :)
You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.