Naomi: So, you two are gay, are you? I mean, together?
Spencer: (smiling) Yeah.
Emily: (frowns a little and glances at Naomi) You're girlfriends?
Ashley: (annoyed) She just said so, didn't she?
Naomi: No offense or anything, but I've seen more action from her (nods at Emily, who smiles) in one episode than you two got in all three of your series. I mean, I think hair brushing is fine and all--
Spencer: (a little indignant) We kissed!
Emily: You mostly hugged. Hugging's nice, it is, but--
Naomi: It's not snogging. And you (turns to Ashley) had more sex with boys than you ever had with her. Clearly you're 'not into labels', whatever that means, but really.
Ashley: (angry) I tried! It's not my fault she didn't want to open her mouth when we kissed.
Emily: (quietly) Or, like, move it.
Spencer: We were on The N, though. They wouldn't even let us get horizontal. You guys had... (waves hands)
Naomi: (flatly) Oral sex.
Emily: If I had a proper girlfriend (looks meaningfully at Naomi, who rolls her eyes) I'd do more than hugs.
Spencer: (glum) I like hugs.
Emily: Maybe you're not gay?
Spencer: But I am! Don't I keep saying so? Do you know how many arguments I've had with my mother over this? I'm so totally gay.
Emily: I really want to have sex with girls. How about you?
Spencer: I like having my hair brushed, and brushing hair. And I like cuddling. That totally counts, right?
Emily: (doubtful) Maybe...
Naomi: Oh, for fuck's sake, no. No, it really doesn't.
Ashley: You see why I kept going back to douchey guys now?