SHE'S LATE GODDAMMIT

Super Duck's picture

Today was my geometry final. Things were... interesting. Hahaha.

First off, my geometry buddy and I got lost trying to go to the exam. No one ever pays attention to room numbers, only teacher names, so we had no idea where the fuck we were trying to go. It ended up being his English classroom. :| We were almost late!

Speaking of lateness... HAHAHAHA! I'm sorry, this just made my life. French Class Girl was late to the geometry exam, and it pissed the teacher off super badly. She came looking for her! It was great! Hahaha!

French Class Girl isn't in my geometry class, but the teacher barged in, looking angry. We were all like, "What's wrong?" and she went, "French Class Girl is LATE!" and stormed off angrily. I just about died. I was the only person in there that knew French Class Girl, and for some reason that made it hilarious. Well, actually I think the fact that it was French Class Girl made it hilarious. She and the geometry teacher aren't exactly friends... Okay, actually, French Class Girl hates the geometry teacher for being a douche, and the geometry teacher hates French Class Girl because of her voice. (I don't think her voice is THAT bad. I actually think we have slightly similar voices, now that I think about it, only with different accents, and I use mine much, muuuuch less often than she does...) She also hates French Class Girl for existing.

I saw French Class Girl after the test, and I was going to run up to her and go, "WHY WERE YOU LATE!?" emphasizing the "late" the way the teacher did. But she was in a huge hurry and walking really, really fast, so I couldn't catch her. :(

Although, it does make you wonder... What was French Class Girl doing to make her late? OH GOD DON'T EVEN ANSWER THAT

The test itself was much easier than I had imagined. The only problems I had trouble with were the last ten, and even they weren't really that hard. They just required some thinking.

At the bottom of our paper, the teacher wrote us a little note saying that she hoped we all learned something this year that we'd remember. I learned one very, very important thing in geometry. What's that, you ask? Well, I learned that French Class Girl is LATE!!!

Comments

elph's picture

Late?

As in possibly *******t?

Super Duck's picture

You're gonna have to include

You're gonna have to include more of the word than that. :p I'm feeling a bit slow today.

elph's picture

If That's the Case...

...my guess was off the mark. :)

jeff's picture

Hmm...

I think that reference may be a few decades off. ;-)

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elph's picture

Yeh...

...I guess. But, I'm trying!

Dracofangxxx's picture

SHE WAS GETTING PAYED

For helping someone "study" for the test.

That's my guess.
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You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

Super Duck's picture

Ahahaha, I wouldn't doubt

Ahahaha, I wouldn't doubt it!

Kinda like with the "project"...

swimmerguy's picture

Yeah, STUDY...

With her pussy!

No one escapes from life alive

Super Duck's picture

Hers and some terribly

Hers and some terribly desperate and unfortunate other girl's...

swimmerguy's picture

Heeeeeewwwwww...

Gross!

No one escapes from life alive

Super Duck's picture

I know, right? If I was that

I know, right? If I was that other girl, I'd have just gone ahead and taken the 0... She must have been really, really, REALLY desperate to pass!

Dracofangxxx's picture

I think they WERE taking the O...

Unless you meant "Zero" ;D

TRY TO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT OHHOHOHOH

*runs off to bed*
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You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

Super Duck's picture

OH MY GOD I MEANT "ZERO"

OH MY GOD I MEANT "ZERO" XDDDD

I knew I should've typed the word out! I immediately regretted writing it as 0 instead of "zero" right when I posted it...