Super Duck's not-so-inspirational story of asdkfdafk.

Super Duck's picture

Geometry Buddy knows French Class Girl. This is somehow hilarious. I've never seen them talk or anything. They didn't have any classes together either. He's completely normal, so there's no way he met her outside of school doing whatever it is FCG does. Hmm. Maybe he feels bad for her!

Did I tell you guys she got a job at a swimming pool? Worst place ever for her to work, right? She gets to be around hot, half-naked girls allll day. I'm not sure if I should just say she's a lucky bitch or if I should call the manager person and tell them to keep an eye on the girl with the cannibal-rapist smile.

Speaking of swimming pools, my mother, that cruel, cruel bitch, dragged me to one today. She didn't know where to take her boyfriend's kids and decided on there. They begged me and begged me to go swimming with them, so I caved, and she made me buy some shorts and a swimsuit top, which made me realize how horribly WHITE (and nerdy... ahahaha) I am. It was at, like, her friend's apartment, the one we saw yesterday. She said there wouldn't be that many people in the pool, just some adults, so I assumed she meant a bunch of middle-aged people or something. It instead ended up being hot 20-something girls... :'( That would normally be AMAZING, but I sure don't want them to see me! Mom's Friend's Daughter didn't go swimming with us but somehow still managed to see me in all my humiliation. Great.

Oh, today one of the kids decided that being gay = shitty fashion sense. I had to set him right... I wonder where he got that from. (Isn't the stereotype usually the opposite for gay guys, anyway?)

Tomorrow we're going home. Bleh. I hate home. Mississippi fucking sucks.

My friend might have a boyfriend again. Ugh. I really wish I could see her again. I don't even know where the fuck she is right now, and we haven't talked in forever. I wonder if I ever will... Well, things would be a lot better if she'd get another freaking phone already.

I had some sort of self-pitying rant to type up, but I don't really remember it. Oh, that's right, I've got it now! One of the kids asked me today if I had a boyfriend. That in itself doesn't really bug me, but a few days ago, an old lady did the same, and I just don't understand why anyone would think that? Is it because I'm a teenage girl? But... why? What makes someone assume I like guys? That's like me going up to a super hot girl and asking her out and assuming she likes girls just because I do. I am soooo not straight, and it weirds me out a little when someone makes a comment that assumes I am. :| Do I need to get a sign that says "I'M A FUCKING HOMO" and tape it to my shirt or something?

I was talking to someone I usually don't talk about this kind of stuff to. I decided I was going to rant about my problems but not tell her I'm talking about myself so that I could get some honest feedback. This is what I said:

"I know this girl who's turning sixteen this year and is a lesbian. She's never, ever been on a date or had any girls hit on her or anything, and she's upset about it lately. Old people and younger kids always ask her where her (nonexistent, of course) boyfriend is. She doesn't get why she can't just get a girl like her guy friends do and instead has to go through all this extraneous bullshit. She always tells me about it, and she also has zero self-esteem and is nearly convinced that no girls she likes will ever like her. I don't know how to shut her up."

The response I got was basically, "Ahahaha, sure would suck to be her!"

Yeah, sure does. >:|


Dracofangxxx's picture


Come to Washingtoooooooon
There's tons of lesbians, but they're just at the high schools...
Plus there's me and Chad, and we're cool :D Well, heh, Chad is XD
You're twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

Super Duck's picture

You have tons of lesbians at

You have tons of lesbians at the high schools? Well, that's AWESOME 'cause I'm in high school! :D

It would be so awesome to go to Washington... In Mississippi we have a Washington County, but it's sooo not the same. D:

Lehcure's picture

-hug- Sometimes I honestly


Sometimes I honestly do wish more lesbians would wear signs that said that...
but I know that would not turn out as planned..with the whole labeling, yeah, bad deal.
anyway, you have a great sense of humor, and it seems that you're pretty intelligent; you're bound to get hit on sooner or later.

jeff's picture

The sign...

... is a softball glove. No?

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain

Super Duck's picture

No... I am the WORST

No... I am the WORST softball player in the history of the universe. Ask my middle school gym teacher. :p

Super Duck's picture

It certainly would make

It certainly would make things a lot easier, right? Well, yeah, not everything... But finding each other sure would get less frustrating!

I hope so. D: