The amazing adventures of Super Duck, part 342897378!

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So, today has been pretty uneventful. My mom ordered me to clean out my closet, which I did for a while, but then when she left, I decided to go outside. When I went outside, there was the most adorable kitten EVER! It looked just like a baby version of my cat. :) MINI FLUFFY-KITTY-MAN! I wanted to hug it, but then it ran off... I think I scared it. :(

Anyway, yeah, I was cleaning out my closet. I was halfway expecting to find French Class Girl in there, waiting for my mom, but thankfully, she has her own closet to hide in. Some of the closet's contents were quite embarrassing. I had absolutely no fashion sense whatsoever when I was younger. Eeek. It's frightening.

Now I'm bored and lonely because people I want to talk to won't text me back and/or come online. >:C Oh, my stupid, stupid rival, I texted you all happily about making a B on the geometry final, and you DIDN'T REPLY. And you told me to text you often this summer! Grrr.

Hmm, what else? Oh, my friend posted this picture, and it's like, really sexy, and wait, that's not even what I was gonna say. I was gonna say that I miss her and that it feels like forever until she gets a phone again. :'( I wish I knew exactly when she would. I guess I could ask her over formspring or something, but I'm not entirely sure how to phrase it without sounding weird.

Hahaha, that guy who thinks FCG is hot just called me. We talked about random stuff. Oh, he had her confused with this other girl who actually is semi-attractive. Hahaha. Now he's not so sure if she's hot or not. Says he'll have to see her up close. Why doesn't he just take my word that she isn't very attractive?

He also says he gave his phone number to the creepiest history teacher ever. WHY!? Why on Earth would you ever, EVER do that? That woman is psycho!

He is also trying his hardest to get into French next year. Again, WHY!? He says I make it sound awesome, but I keep telling him that not every French class gets its own FCG. He met with the teacher twice, and each time, she was uber-creepy, saying they'd have sooooo much fun together.

Then he told me about how there are a handful of gay kids in the middle school, but they aren't out. HA! THERE ARE MORE OF US! It's not just me and FCG anymore! Although I can't think of anyone in the high school who is except us... He said they're like, 7th graders, so I won't be seeing them any time soon. I'm dying to know who they are, though, but he didn't tell me.

He also said he wanted to steal a lesbian porno tape and give it to FCG on the first day of school.

...There are no words. Part of me actually hopes he does, just to see her reaction! That guy is my hero. Hahaha.

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swimmerguy's picture

I think.....

You should name that guy Hero for future journals, in case he needs to be talked about again.

No one escapes from life alive

Super Duck's picture

Haha, I probably will.

Haha, I probably will.

Wolfcry's picture

omfg, you make FCG sound

omfg, you make FCG sound like she is so far in the closet she left narnia behind and found a new world!

"My ear should catch your voice; my eye, your eye, My tongue should catch your tongue, sweet melody, My tongue your tongue were the world mine, And I will sing that they shall hear: That I am not, I am not afraid, I am not afraid!" -- Were The World

Super Duck's picture

That's not me making her

That's not me making her seem that way... That's 110% how she naturally is! :P

FCG lives in Closetland. That's probably what her new world is called. Closetland is like San Francisco with the sheer number of gays, but instead, everyone is closeted! In Closetland, the worst thing you can call someone is gay, and they have entire wars over it. Also, the sky is a gigantic rainbow.

Wolfcry's picture

HAHAHAHA! nice. I know a few

HAHAHAHA! nice. I know a few guys like that. one guy in my class is always obsessing over gay guys, but claims to be straight.

"My ear should catch your voice; my eye, your eye, My tongue should catch your tongue, sweet melody, My tongue your tongue were the world mine, And I will sing that they shall hear: That I am not, I am not afraid, I am not afraid!" -- Were The World Mine

Super Duck's picture

Hmmm, perhaps he and FCG are

Hmmm, perhaps he and FCG are partying in Closetland right now!

Wolfcry's picture

who knows, maybe. "My ear

who knows, maybe.

"My ear should catch your voice; my eye, your eye, My tongue should catch your tongue, sweet melody, My tongue your tongue were the world mine, And I will sing that they shall hear: That I am not, I am not afraid, I am not afraid!" -- Were The World